Hi guys! *yawns* This was written at midnight because I had nothing better to do. My friend and I were talking when I got this idea. Warning: Sleep-deprived crack.
Disclaimer: I don't own Naruto, Gmail, Youtube, Deviant Art, or the Naruto Archive.
It was a regular day in the Uchiha compound, or so Sasuke thought until he walked into the living room where Naruto was on his laptop. The couple had decided to lounge around because Kakashi gave them a day off. Sasuke sat down next to Naruto on the couch and pulled out a book after taking a sip of his green tea.
"Ne Sasuke, what's lemon," Naruto inquired a few minutes after Sasuke settled down.
"A lemon is a citrus fruit, dobe."
"No, I was reading this thing on your laptop and it had nothing to do with a fruit."
"Then what was it about then?"
"Sex."
Sasuke spit out the tea he was drinking. Drops of the light green liquid fell on the glass coffee table. "Why were you reading about sex?" he questioned
"Sakura suggested it to me yesterday after practice." Naruto answered.
"Go do something else."
"Sure, 'suke"
This time there was thirty minutes of silence, the sound of typing was faintly heard after moments of silence along with page turning, before Naruto asked another question. "What's lime?"
"Lime is a fruit."
"But I was reading this thing-"
"Stop reading and do something else," Sasuke growled out.
An hour passed before the next question. "What does doujinshi mean?" Naruto turned to look at Sasuke, his blue eyes shining with curiosity.
"Why do you keep asking me?"
" 'Cuz I thought you'd know."
"Whatever, go on one of your social media pages and talk to someone. Just stop bothering me."
"Teme," Naruto muttered before doing just what Sasuke said.
The rest of the day passed in silence, with the occasional conversations between Sasuke and Naruto. Suddenly, Naruto shut the computer and stood up. "I'm going to bed." Sasuke grunted in recognition of what the blond said. As soon as the jinchuuriki left the room, Sasuke put down his book and picked up the laptop.
The raven decided to look at the history to see what Naruto had been looking at. It read as following:
History for Today
Gmail
Youtube
Deviant Art
Naruto Fanfiction Archive
Each link showed Sasuke what Naruto had been reading before he told him to go on a social media network. Sasuke, who hated not knowing things, decided to google the words from earlier.
"Lemon" has been used to refer to all sexually-oriented fanworks, in particular fan-fiction.
Lime is when characters graphically fool around, but do not actually have sex.
Doujinshi is amateur manga publications, featuring either a cast of original characters and plot or characters from another manga or an anime
'Now I know why he was asking me what those words meant,' Sasuke thought. The last Uchiha made a mental note to explain maturity ratings to his boyfriend as he joined Naruto under the covers in bed.
*Yawn* Definitions are from google so don't sue me, 'kay? I'm going to bed, remember to review and check out the poll on my account. Gnite