Hey guys this is my first one-shot so I hope you like it.
Disclaimer: I don't own Inuyasha
Ever since Inuyasha and Kagome got married, they dreamt of a life with kids and a picket fence. Now Inuyasha was starting to regret the kids part when his daughter asked him a question he will never forget, and here's what happened.
One day while Kagome was at work she left their five-year-old daughter, Keyani, with Inuyasha to babysit. As it turns out that was the worst thing that could ever happen. At this very moment Inuyasha was playing tea party. (Yes Inuyasha has a soft side too so back to the story) in the "game" Inuyasha's name was Miss Yasha as his daughter would call it. No doubt in the world that he loved his daughter to play this type of game with her. He was even accessorized with a "fake" pearl neckless and clip on earrings. All was going well until . . .
"Daddy?" asked Keyani.
Inuyasha always knew when something was wrong when Keyani didn't call him "Miss Yasha" during their tea party.
So answering her question he said, "yes, what's wrong sweetie?" "Oh, Nothings wrong, I just wanted to know something . . . " she said as she trailed off.
"Okay what do you want to know?"
"Well . . . I . . . I um . . . " she stammered, she definitely wanted to know something big. Finally gathering enough courage she said, loud and proud I might add, " WHERE DO BABIES COME FROM?" Inuyasha almost doubled over in his chair from lack of air from not breathing. How was he supposed to answer that question? He may have been good ay creating her but he was in no way good at explaining it.
"Well baby girl, babies come, uh, come from, uh, how do I put this?" Said Inuyasha as he tried to think of a good excuse for the little question. " Well before I answer your question why don't you answer mines first?" asked Inuyasha. "Okay." Answered the adorable bundle of kid in front of him.
"Why do you wanna know where babies come from?" Keyani blushed. She felt too embarrassed to answer his question. So looking down she said, "I was curious." In a small voice making Inuyasha smile at her innocence.
Inuyasha thought about when he was young and was curious with question's, he almost caused his father to have a heart attack himself with the question's he asked. Chuckling he answered the question that has been plaguing her mind.
"Babies come from a mommy and daddy who are in love. They create the baby with all the love they have so they could LOVE the baby. Then the baby grows inside the mommy's tummy for a very long time, and when that time is up the baby come out the mommy's tummy." Keyani smiled and laughed, "Thanks daddy! Is that how you and mommy made me? With all the love you have?" smiling Inuyasha answered, "of course, baby girl. We made you so we could love you." 'Damn it, I am becoming too soft. And what I told her just now was so fucking cliche!'
Resuming their tea party, Keyani became quite once again, she looked up at her father with sheepish eyes and said, "Daddy, what's an orgasm?"
And so for the rest of the day, Inuyasha was constantly coming up with excuses for everything she had to ask. Lord knows it was hard to take care of a five-year-old little girl.
Do you like? This is a true story. Hen I was babysitting my little cousin she asked me those questions, it was horrifying! Well anyways don't forget to review! i know its really short but i was rushing when i wrote this.