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Sakura's POV

Karma, I really don't like you.

I know I wasn't exactly the nicest girl in town, nor was I anywhere near being a saint, but really, really, do you have to go this far?

I said I was sorry, when I 'accidentally' tripped that whore─ I mean, young lady, who so totally stole the shoes I was so going to buy. (You should be punishing her! Those shoes do not fit her at all.)

I returned the money I 'found' on the counter one morning to my brother. Sure it took me a few months, but I returned it, and that's what counts, right?

I pay my taxes, don't do drugs, and don't smoke. And I may gamble and drink occasionally, but don't we all? (I blame Tsunade-sama)

I have anger issues, and I have lots of violent outbursts. And, maybe sometimes I tend to be a sadist. But only sometimes, I swear! (But seeing Karin in pain, somehow, in a twisted way, never fails to bore me.)

I lie a lot, and often act innocent, when in fact, I know more about whatever it is I'm acting innocent about. I may fake a lot of things, like sympathy, and happiness, but I never fake love.

And I have a lot of sins, like most of people do, but that's because I'm human, and I'm not perfect.

So karma, tell me, why punish me this way?

You could've just tripped me too. No sorry necessary!

You could've just made my brother steal from me. I wouldn't mind.

You could've made Tsunade-sama win our bet. That would've made her happy.

You could've made me Karin's slave! (But for a week only, an eternity's too long) Really, that's way better than this.

You could've just given me some disease, a plague, something!

But, no you didn't.

Because Karma, you are way too harsh.

Really.

Really.

Was this all necessary? I learned my lesson I swear!

I promise to go to Church, every Sunday even!

I promise not to trip whores any more.

I promise not to say the w-word. (whore, hey, I said it in my mind.)

I promise not to steal from my brother. (I think.)

I promise not to lie─ well, no, scratch that.

I'd even be nice to Karin! (well, as nice as I can be to her.)

So yeah, could you please, please rewind time and undo the 'damage'.

Please, erase this day where I, thanks to you KARMA, 'accidentally' ran into the two (not one!) people, I so have been avoiding for years now.

Please, could you like, let this be just a nightmare?

Please?

"Sakura.." they both say, each of them, tightly holding one of my arms.

Damn.

"We need to talk."

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Karma, I really, really don't like you.

A/N: this is the first, chapter. It's short, but it's only the start. Expect the other chapters to be longer. :D

I do not mean to bash Karin in this fic. It's just that this was written in Sakura's POV and the two of them, well have a squabble. You'll learn later on.

Oh yeah, so who do you think/want Sakura's exes are? :D

Read and review.

-fellangie :D