A single choice can corrupt a heart. A single decision can change a destiny. A single soul can mean the difference between victory and defeat.

With that crappy summary out of the way, Kal Ancalas Productions is pleased to present…

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Where the heck are those fireworks?

Um, sorry, folks. We're experiencing technical difficulties. Please stand by.

…Oh, come on, Bob! You sold our fireworks for broccoli pies! You son of a-

(WE ARE CURRENTLY EXPERIENCING TECHNICAL DIFFICUL-)

Come here and I'll twist your (static) and stuff it up your (static)!

(-TIES. PLEASE STAND BY.)

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.:.:.:.:Fox, Roy, Yoshi 7: Freaking Idiots in Time:.:.:.:.

Story by Kal Ancalas

Writing by Kal Ancalas

Casting by Kal Ancalas

Art by Kal Ancalas

Cleaning up Fox's broccoli pie tins by Kal Ancalas

Just about everything else by Kal Ancalas

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Welcome. You are now reading the seventh story in the Fox, Roy, and Yoshi humor series. It might interest you to know that I have saved a small drabble for this occasion.

If you're not interested in that stuff, go scroll to the bottom of the page and click the little blue button in the bottom-right corner. If that is not the case, keep reading.

This is not really a drabble, though. It's just a list of facts and reminisces.

I really never thought that there would be a Fox, Roy, Yoshi 7. At best, I planned 4 1500-word shorts. Maybe 5 at most.

And now, look at what we've accomplished. I say "we" because without you, the reviewers, this page wouldn't exist and you'd be staring at one of those "404 Error: Page Not Found" things.

I'm starting to get a bit emotional here, though, so just focus on the short list of facts below.

Fox, Roy, Yoshi as I envisioned it/Fox, Roy, Yoshi as it is now (includes Fox's Eating Habits and Weird Exploits of Falco, Marth and Bowser)

Stories in the series: 49 and counting

Total words typed: 6000-8000/24596

Total reviews: 20 or so/96

Total favorite counts: 5 or 6/22

Flames: 4-7/0

Let the numbers speak for themselves. If you contributed to this data in any way, shape, or form, then I thank you.

Now, let's proceed to what you're all here for: Fox, Roy, Yoshi 7: Freaking Idiots in Time!

-:3, Kal

Also, if it would help, please review. This should be a given by now, but I'd really like to break the 100-review barrier.