Ms. Bitter's Horrible Pop Quiz of Doom
You walk into the classroom and take you seat, ignoring a large headed kid's cries of "HE'S AN ALIEN!" and watch as your scary teacher appears at her desk with a stack of papers.
"Alright class." She says. "In order to make sure you have been paying attention in class, we are going to have a pop quiz." The whole class groans and in one swift motion, not able to be seen by the naked eye, you feel air rush past you as Ms. Bitters passes out the quiz.
"You have until the rest of the school day to complete it. Good luck." She sits down quietly. The whole class is deathly silent. You grab your pencil, bite the eraser nervously, and begin.
Part 1: Fill in the blank.
Question 1:
The Universe is…
Question 2:
Before the big bang, outside where that squirrel is, there was…
Question 3:
Before the big bang, where your head is, there was…
Part 2: Multiple Choice.
Question 4: What will space do?
A. Stay normal
B. Eventually implode on itself
C. Bring joy and wonderfulness to all
D. If you choose C you will be sent to the underground classroom
Question 5: The universe is
A. Doomed
B. Doomed
C. Doomed
D. Doomed
Question 6: Ring Around the Rosie is a song about
A. Dancing around a rosie in a ring
B. Doom
C. A terrifying disease
D. NOTHING
Part 3: True or False
Question 7: Dreams lead to horrible implosions.
True
False
Question 8: Before the big bang, where that tree next to that dog is, there was NOTHING.
True
False
Question 9: Dib is crazy.
True
False
Question 10: The universe is doomed.
True
False
"TIMES UP!" Ms. Bitters says. "Here are the answers: 1 is doomed, 2 is nothing, 3 is nothing, 4 is B, 5 is Doomed, 6 is C, 7 is true, 8 is true, 9 is true, and 10 is true. If you got any of those questions wrong, then you failed. Now leave!"
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