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Neji Goes to Boarding School

Chapter 1: The Kicking of the Ass

That Neji… he's always getting into some sort of trouble. What trouble will he get into today? Let's look and see.

Neji, Lee and TenTen were training with Gai. They weren't having a lot of fun. Well, except for Lee of course. He always has fun whenever Gai's around. So, Neji, and TenTen weren't having much fun. Gai was making them do what Neji liked to call "Kamikaze training exercises". These were hard exercises that usually involved taijutsu. Neji wasn't much good at that. He preferred using his own style. The style which many people like to call "The poke of DOOM!"

Neji, being too tired to continue, decided that it was time to do something about Gai. In his opinion, Gai was crazy and gay. So Neji, being very un-original, decided to kick Gai in the ass. Thus Neji kicked Gai in the ass.

"Ten laps aound the village for everyone since Neji decided to spontaneously kick me in the ass!" Said Gai, even though he looked unharmed. Neji decided that Gai was an evil, crazy, gay man.

Now, everyone was unhappy. TenTen was unhappy because she now had to run 10 laps of the village. Neji was unhappy because his kicking Gai in the ass had done nothing to improve his situation. Lee was unhappy because his precious Gai had been kicked in the ass by Neji. And Gai was unhappy because Kakashi had won a debate against him the other day. So everyone was unhappy.

The three youngsters started their laps of the village. Neji decided to pass the time by ranting about the Main House. He liked doing that lately. He thought that he must inform the whole world about his oppression as a branch house member. The rant went something like this:

What evil bastards! They killed my daddy! They all must die! DIE!

This continued for some time. Well, it continued until they were all done their laps.

After their laps, they met Gai in the usual place. He was bent over a piece of paper laughing maniacally. Neji chanced a glance at the paper and saw that it was yet another plan to thwart the famous Kakashi. When would he give up?

Gai, hurriedly shoved the paper away when he noticed Neji peeking.

"Now, you're all free to go except for Neji! I want to have a word with you." Said Gai.

"What!" Neji protested as Lee and TenTen walked away exhausted. Well, actually, Lee only made it five feet before he realised that Gai had asked Neji to stay and not him.

"What about me!" Lee asked, clearly amazed that Gai would not ask him to stay behind as well.

"Not now Lee. Can't you see that Neji and I need to have a very important talk about his manliness?" Gai asked.

"No… but if you say so Gai!" Said Lee in an all too accepting tone. He skipped away happily after TenTen. Maybe she would enjoy his company. Besides, he had to tell her that Neji was having an important talk with Gai about his manliness so she shouldn't disturb him. Come to think of it, Lee had to tell everyone so that they wouldn't disturb them! Run Lee, run! Everyone must know that Gai and Neji are having an important talk about Neji's manliness.

"Why did you do that? Now Lee's going to tell the whole village that your questioning my manliness!" Neji shouted at Gai. Neji was becoming a very angry boy. He should take anger management.

"Now, now Neji. I only told Lee that so I could get you alone and MOLEST YOU!" shouted Gai at the top of his lungs.

"Ahhh!" Screamed Neji. He got into his fighting stance to protect himself from his gay teacher.

"Oh man! I was just kidding! You should have seen your face! It was hilarious!" Gai laughed. "Now, what I wanted to talk to you about was your kicking me in the ass."

"But I thought you already punished me enough for that! Now you want me to sit down and talk to you about my problems!"

"No… I have a better idea…" Gai looked totally evil right there.

Okay... so that was my chapter of my first story ever to be posted here! This calls for some celebration! dances around like a maniac Okay... I'm done... Anyways, I hope everyone who reads it likes it!