JUST SO ALL OF YOU KNOW... I'M GONNA START THIS BECAUSE I HAD A DREAM ABOUT IT... THIS IS AN ALTERINATIVE WORLD AND IN THIS WORLD THERE ARE NO DOGS... SOOOOO... THERE ARE SOME PEOPLE WHO ARE ELITE SO THEY ARE BASICALLY BRAINWASHED AND TURNED INTO PUPPYS... MY MIND IS WEIRD... sorry if this is weird to some people... but I just had to write it! enjoy!

Words 909

Rating M (eventually)

Warnings: There are some people puppies! OMGoodness!

"would you at least stop?" Jacob Hummel stood outside of the pet shop where a puppy was wagging his tail just inside the window.

"Jacob… I told you I don't want any puppys…" James 'Jay' Hummel grabbed his husband's arm. "come on. Jacobi's waiting at home for us."

"But he's so cute! Look at those blue eyes! They have a tint of green in them, he's just… PLEASE!" Jacob gave his best puppy face. Jacob grabs his hand and kisses jay's nose when he caves.

"No buying!" Jay tries to yell but he's sidetracked by his cell phone. "hello?" Jay enters the store.

"Can I hold him? Please?" Jacob pleads looking at the boy in the window.

"Sure. He's the best Sub. That we have in here. I'll be sad when he goes. He's 100 pounds I hope you can hold him." The pet store owner smiles and opens the plastic door.

"Come here, baby…" Jacob holds his hand out and kisses the puppy's nose. He holds the puppy and the pup licks his cheek. "hey sweety. How are you?"

"There's a couch in the back of the room if you want to sit there with him…" the clerk leads me and the puppy to the couch. "his name's Kurt. He's 17. He's been through school, but the only thing is that he's not potty trained all that well. When he goes to the vet he pees himself but other than that he's the best pup we've had. His dad is my dog. I know that if you would buy him, his dad would love to see him at least once a month." The clerk pets Kurt's hair. Kurt gets slightly cross in the face when he touches his hair but that's all. "I don't really know why he does that when I pet him…" the clerk goes upfront when the bell rings.

"Where's Jacob?" Jacob hears jay and smiles.

"Back here James!" Jacob yells quietly.

"Jacob? I said no dogs. No puppy's you know how I feel about them." Jay smiles and sits next to Jacob on the couch. Kurt licks Jay's hand and Jay puts his hand in his hair.

"I don't think he likes that…" Jacob smiles and Kurt sits up. He licks his cheek and wags his butt again. He barks silently and jumps off the couch. "Hey!" Kurt runs around the store and Jacob chases him. "Come back here!" Jacob laughs and trips. "Owwww…" Jacob sits up and grabs his ankle. Kurt stops immediately and looks back at the man. He walks over to him and nudges Jacob's hands with his nose. "It's alright I just think that it's sprained." Kurt has tears in his eyes and licks jacob's hand.

"What happened?" the clerk comes over to them and Kurt lays down crying.

"No sweaty! Don't cry… it's alright…" Jacob grabs Kurt and pulls him on his lap.

"Honey. You've had your fun. It's time to go now." Jay holds his hand out and Jacob looks at it.

"James Oliver Hummel! Don't you see this poor puppy! He's sad because I got hurt. I don't want to leave him like this!" Jacob kisses Kurt's fore head and smiles.

"Mr. Hummel are you going to buy him?" the clerk asks and James shakes his head. "I've got to put him back in the window then. Come here Kurt." Kurt immediately crawls over to the man and he picks kurt up. "back to the window…" Jay helps Jacob up and Kurt's put back in the window.

"Can you walk?" Jay holds Jacob up when he falls.

"Maybe…" Jacob looks at the floor and as jay walks out holding Jacob up he looks at Kurt and quietly says. "goodbye…" a tear falls from his eye and they walk home. Kurt looks out the window of the shop and watches the couple as far as he can. Then they turn the corner.

"you really like him don't you?" The clerk says through the plastic. Kurt nods and the clerk smiles. "Come here then." Kurt crawls over to the man and the clerk takes him out of the window. "You are not up for sale until that Mr. james Hummel comes back and I know that he will." The clerk smiles and carries Kurt behind the counter. "Burt? Come here boy! Kurt's staying with us until that man comes back. I'll be expecting him in a few days at the most." The Clerk smiles and puts Kurt down next to his father. "Keep him out of trouble." The clerk kisses the top of burt's head and goes back to work.

"So… This Mr. Hummel… he was a little cutie." Burt smiles. "At least you'll get a last name. Kurt Hummel. Sounds pretty good to me."

"Daddy. Who knows if he'll come back…" Kurt lays down on the bed behind the counter.

"Roy knows his clients. He'll mark you down 10% and then set you back in the window in a few days. That Mr. Hummel will see you and he'll be tired because you're all his husband has talked about for the past few days. You'll see. Trust me. I'm your father. I know everything…" Burt kisses Kurt on the head and grabs the blanket at the end of his bed. He pulls it on Kurt with his teeth and crawls under the blanket with him. "I love you baby…" Burt snuggles up to him and they fall asleep.