Hi y'all. Welcome to the reincarnation of an ooooooooold fic of mine (which was on mediaminer for awhile until I realized I'll never get around to rewrite it mainly because most of it was horrible and eye-burningly bad 'humor.' This is one of the reasons why I refuse to think about eighth grade). Expect some stupidity and stuff but not in script form. Yay?
Disclaimer: I don't own Yugioh. I own my copies of the first seven volumes of the manga. I only own my own characters and none of the peeps from other fandoms.
Note: Uh, yeah, possible OOC. Ohnoes. :o
Shippings: I have no idea. XD But there seems to be hints of Yami/Yugi and apparently Mokuba is dating an android.
This fic contains mpreg, rabid fangirls of doom, and several YGO characters with their original Japanese names. Especially with GX 'cause I saw the Japanese version first so therefore I'm used to the characters speaking Japanese and stuff.
However, good!Bakura would be referred as Ryou and evil!Bakura is...well, Bakura. Ryou Marifuji (aka, Zane Truesdale) is known as Kaiser.
And that's probably it. Have fun reading.
Yugioh!...the movie?
By Bilbo-sama
It was a rather clear night. A random meteorologist is being chased by angry storm chasers in a Midwestern town 'cause he promised that there was going to be a spectacular lightning storm...which never happened. Hey, you can't please everyone all the time. Anyway, in one of the labs at Kaiba Corp, Seto Kaiba is working on something so top secret spilling the information can cause a universal collapse.
Actually, he was playing with his old chemistry set that was dated back to the 80s. If he ever looked closely on the bottom of this outdated contraption, he could see 'Property of Noah Kaiba.' Actually, he already did and scribbled out 'Noah' with 'Seto.'
Anyway, he was trying to remember an old concoction he made once. But Gozaburo got hold of it and accidentally blew up Yellforbob, an ancient civilization dating back to the fall of Atlantis, which they claim they had nothing to do with.
Seto was about to add an extremely dangerous chemical when...
"HI SETO/bam!/" Mokuba barges in with a girl version of himself following. "Wassup?"
"I'm working on an old experiment," Seto grunted, annoyed at and happy to see Mokuba at the same time.
"You mean the one that Gozaburo used to blow up that civilization whose leader claims they didn't conquer Atlantis?"
"Yes."
"Oh," Mokuba turned and was about to leave when Seto noticed the girl.
"Mokuba?"
"Yes, nii-sama?"
"How did you manage to bring Princess Aidena into this world?" Not that it was physically impossible...
"Oh yeah, I downloaded her character from your prototype into a spare robot and a couple of scientists tinkered with it so now she's an andriod!"
Seto blinked. Then he noted in his head to know his brother more.
Aidena, who was reading a random newspaper the whole time, looked up and squealed, "WAI! The movie I always wanted to see is going to be on in ten minutes! Lets go, Mokuba-kun!" She grabbed his arm and high-tailed it out of there.
Seto sighed and went back to his work. He added the chemical and...
BOOM. A mushroom like cloud can be seen for miles.
No wait, thats just a filmstrip playing in a rather boring history class somewhere.
As the smoke cleared in the lab, a figure can be seen. And it said:
"Arf!"
The figure turned out to be Seto Kaiba, still in human form.
"Woof? ARF ARF!"
Only he could speak dog now.
Meanwhile...
Anzu was running down the street feeling rather irritated with herself. How could she not hear that alarm clock that can go 'WALLA WALLA BING BANG!' a million times before you turn it off? Now she'll be late to school.
Incidentally, she forgot it was Saturday.
Then suddenly a purple dragon appeared out of nowhere right in front of her. Anzu nearly ran into it.
"Hello! I'm your advisor, Peaches," it said while being too cute for its own good.
"Why is your name Peaches?"
"Because thats all they had at the Magical Girl Mascot Registration office!" Anzu sweatdropped.
"And who am I supposed to be exactly?" Excitement bubbled in the girl as she has a rather scary obcession with Magical girl anime. She has a cute mascot and soon she can stalk her crush in her alter ego form! Life couldn't be better...
"Draco Lady! The mistress of dragons!"
"Say what?" Anzu's bubble popped. Actually more like nuclear explosion but who cares, the little dragon looked uncannily like Spyro.
"To transform, you must say the magic words!"
"Please?"
"No, that was the last one's magic words. It varies you know..."
Anzu looked around and saw that nothing was happening. So why did the little dragon come to her when there was no danger about.
"Uh, Peaches?"
"Yes, Anzu?"
"Wheres the evil?" No one was screaming in circles yet...
Peaches sweatdropped. "Silly me! I came to you 30 seconds early. Evil Bob is coming over here right about...now."
The sky instantly turned black and several clouds were forming a portal where a giant fish was swimming through of. Everyone noticed it and started screaming and running around in circles like pansies.
The fish's minions flew out of the portal and instantly took out Godzilla who just took out Mothra five minutes ago.
Anzu sweatdropped, "THATS EVIL BOB?!"
"Well, no. He always sends out a giant fish with minions that always knock Godzilla out to show how evil they are. It happens every time when we get a new Draco Lady."
Anzu boggled over the fact this villian has never came up with an original plan for a few minutes until a streetlight nearby her exploded and several little kids started crying.
She turned to Peaches, "So how do I transform?"
The little dragon smacked his head, "Oh yeah, you have to grab my paw and say the magic words." He offered a taloned foot and Anzu laid a hand and then -
"PURPLE DRAGON LOVE POWER!"
/insert typical magical girl transformation here/
Everyone stopped screaming and the giant fish stopped blowing up stuff while Godzilla woke up and took out some minions.
That also happened with the past incarnations of the Draco Lady, except they all had different outfits matching their personalities.
Anzu, however, had an outfit that was a cross of several of those magical girl anime that Anzu obcessed over so much. She had Wedding Peach's 'fighting angel' outfit except it was pink (and had dragon wings flanking a dragon head on the front while holding the outfit up) and the skirt that reached her knees was almost in tatters (a la Princess Ai), metallic looking butterfly wings (strange, the other girls had dragon wings...), A circlet with a dragon shaped jewel in the middle hung on her head, a wand that almost looked like the Dark Magician Girl's staff (with the head of a dragon on the business end of the wand), and ballerina shoes.
Anzu summoned a mirror out of nowhere and squeeled out "SWEET!"
And Peaches was just glad she didn't have stilletto heels like the last one. His back has the scars to prove it.
Anzu threw the mirror over her shoulder (and someone screamed 'MY LEG!') and asked the little dragon, "Ok...now what?"
"You have to fight the giant fish!"
"What about the minions?"
"Godzilla already took care of them."
"Oh." Then she proceeded to kick some giant fish scaled butt. While Godzilla went to battle MechaZilla for he didn't think of the fish as a worthy opponent for some odd reason.
As she battled the fish, you can see Yugi being chased by fangirls in the background...with Rebecca and Vivian carrying nets in the back.
He didn't know how he managed to set them off. The only way to not to get fangirls go nuts when they sense the presense of their beloved character is eat fish sticks and run reeeeaaally fast when nearing their nests.
Yugi had a feeling he forgot to eat fish sticks this morning. Then again, he wasn't feeling so great lately. He has been running to the bathroom every morning to nearly sacrifice some vital organs to the toilet. This caused Yami to panic and randomly remember Ancient Egyptian medical methods. Like mixing mouth wash with meat tenderizer.
He turned to glance at the screaming fangirls and paled when he noticed that Vivian was getting nearer. It would be nice if Yami came out and sent their sanity to the shadow realm but he swore off that sometime ago. Plus it was rude to do that to a lady.
Imagine his surprise when someone grabbed him and pulled him into a alleyway. The fangirls didn't notice and continued running until they noticed the girl in the funky outfit riding on a small purple dragon battling a giant fish and winning.
Yeah, that's Anzu.
Meanwhile Yugi was gasping for breath while his savior nervously looked out into the street. Then the person turned around as Yugi looked up. He gasped.
"Ryou-kun!?"
"Actually, its Ryou-chan now," replied a feminine voice escaping from the white haired...girl. She looked like Ryou except she was shorter, her brown eyes held more innocence, and she had a bust.
"How did this happen, Ryou-chan?"
"I think Kaiba was playing with his old chemistry set again because I was nearby one of his labs when a mini mushroom cloud eveloped it and I heard barking. That and I think Mokuba cloned himself."
"You mean the same chemistry set that blew up that civilization?"
"Yep. Anyway, what were you doing before those fangirls came after you?" Ryou-chan asked.
"Going to the doctor. I haven't been feeling okay lately and I decided to go see one before Yami 'remembers' some crackpot cure that supposedly helped a lot of people 'back in the day.'"
At the sound of 'haven't been feeling okay lately,' the fangirls materialized out of nowhere.
"YUGI-CHAN! NOOOOO!" Ryou just sighed and grabbed Yugi while running to the clinic and dodging nets. And darts. Vivian traded in her net for a tranquilizer gun...again.
Another thing that can set fangirls off is the state of health that their object of devotion is in.
After three hours of dodging fangirls, traffic, pedestrians, and darts, the ill short boy and the boy turned girl have reached the doctor's office.
Unfortunately, a half hour ago, Yugi got a call that since he missed his appointment, he'll have to come another day. So Ryou suggested that they'll just go to the one she goes to...whose the greatest doctor she ever had.
After waiting for an hour, they went to a room and waited some more.
The doctor entered the room and said "Velcome to my office. I am Madame Spiffy. But you must call me Doctor Spiffy. I don't know vhy." She glanced at Yugi and smiled.
"Ah, you must be the patient. Your aura is strong yet I sense veakness. I'll take a blood sample." Yugi looked away as the doctor whipped out a HUGE needle out of nowhere and took some blood. She wrote some stuff down on her notebook and left the room.
"When you mean she's the greatest, don't you mean crazy?" Yugi said.
"She was once a fortune teller but decided to make money to keep her from eating cheese."
"Why cheese?"
"She hates cheese."
Dr. Spiffy entered the room with an odd smile on her face.
"Congrats, young man, you're pregnant!...somehow..."
Yep, I'm stopping here.
And yes, I love magical girl anime...as well as shoujo. Which would probably explain why I'm having trouble watching Naruto. If you had to choose between characters dealing with their issues realistically and/or characters causing random explosions while dealing with their angst...hmm, this sounds like a rhetorical question. Moving on then.
Next chapter, Yami Malik returns via plot hole, Serenity beats the crap out of him and steals the Millennium Rod, Anzu likes her new destiny...a little too much...and Yugi has a guess on whose the father!
Ja ne!