It was a calm day, and Fullmetal was relaxing in his room, reading a book. (Whuch, suprisingly, WASN'T about the Philosopher's Stone!)

Little did he know the horror that wouldfind his friends and family this very day.

LATER...

Alphonse Alric was enjoying the sunny day, when it happened.

The fangirls attacked.

Cries of "OMGOMGOMGOMGOMG! It's Ed's brother!" could be heard as they rushed toward the 14-year-old boy.

Al knew he was in trouble. His eyes widened (Um... if they can.), his breath quickened, and he started shaking.

Soon, the fangirls were there. they started tugging at his body parts, trying to get them off until...

"I GOT HIS HEAD! THE ONE ED TOUCHED! OMGOMGOMGOMGOMG!"

The girls rushed off, following the fangirl heading to her Ed Shrine.

'I need that,' thought the decapitated Al.

EVEN LATER...

Winry sat in her house, looking out the window and thinking. She heard the door open and close. She turned around to see...

THEM.

The fangirls.

They were carrying assorted weapons (baseball bats, sticks, cardboard tubes, iron fists, etc.) decorated with I 3 Ed!", and were EXTREMELY scary.

The one who got Al's head stepped forward and spoke.

"We think Ed might like you, so we came to stop you from taking him from us."

"You don't have a chance with him anyway, why are you trying?" said Winry bluntly.

That made them mad.

"You liar! Get her!"

And with that, the fangirls beat the crap out of Winry. (To put it bluntly.)

EVEN LATER THAN THAT...

Roy Mustang was sitting in his office working. Then, the ground shook and fangirls came into the office angrily. They were still carrying their weapons, and the Head Fangirl stepped forward again.

"You're mean to Ed."

Boos flew from the fangirls.

"We're going to stop you."

Cheers flew from the fangirls.

"You aren't as lovely as Ed."

"Yeah!" was heard from the girls.

The Head Fangirl laughed.

"We're going to make you unrecognisable."

Cheers.

Roy feared for his life.

The fangirls charged, and Roy met the same fate as Winry.

...End...

Well, if you guys like it I can make more chapters of specific types of fangirls (Obviously this was Ed Fangirls). If you don't, don't flame me. This is my first FMA fanfiction, and I got the idea... Yeah. HUMOR.