Disclaimer: I don't own Final Fantasy 8, or the characters, I don't own the power puff girls. AND I DON'T OWN ANY WEED, KAY?!
A/N: My fic got removed earlier because of the rating, so I had to change it to an "R" rating. Sorry 'bout that folks. I wish the can just warn me instead. God. -.-;
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Chap. 1: Don't Keep Condoms in Your Closet
"ZELL, we're gonna go leave now!" Irvine said. The gang except for Zell, were going on a 2-day vacation to New York. Zell, on the other hand, didn't feel like going because.. Well, he had certain problems there that he didn't want to re-visit. "Alright man, y'don't have to fuckin' scream.." Zell replied, pissed because he was taking a nap. He began to say his farewells to them.. He walked up to Squall and was about to hug him, but Squall stepped to the right, causing Zell to fall forward. "Zell, don't be gay.." Squall said. He turned around and walked to his car. "Jesus Christ man, you could have just told me." Zell helped himself up. "Whatever." Squall answered. "Bye Zell," Rinoa kissed him on the cheek, then grabbed his collar and pulled him closer "and don't mistreat my dog.. or else!" She then pushed him away from her face. "Okay Rinoa… Don't worry." Zell started to sweat nervously. "Don't worry Zell, nothing's gonna happen!" Selphie said, being her cheery self. "Okay Selphie, see you on Monday!" As soon as Selphie turned around and was about to leave, she felt someone slap her ass. She turned around to see Zell giving a cheesy smile. She punched his nuts and stomped towards the car. Zell couldn't say anything but try to catch his breath. The car then raced off, leaving a cloud of dust.
Zell picked himself up, still feeling a bit queasy. He walked toward his room and opened his door. He went toward his bed, and pulled something underneath it. "Heheh, time to smoke that weed!" He then started to roll it in some paper, he then lighted it up and puffed it. He turned the TV on, leaving it on the PowerPuff Girls. "Oh shit, YeYUH!" He was so happy it was on. KNOCK KNOCK! "Oh shit!" Zell got a pillow and opened the window, and tried to fan the smell out. "I'm coming man, CHILL!" He decided that was good enough. He threw his weed bag under his bed, and threw the weed he was smoking out the window. He walked up to the door, straightened himself out, and opened the door. "Hey Zell." Quistis greeted happily. "Oh hey, whassup." Zell said looking down at the floor. "So... May I come in?" Quistis asked. "Yeah sure babe..." She walked in and felt a hand on her ass. She blushed, looked back at Zell and smiled. "So what were you doin'?" Quistis asked, sitting on Zell's bed changing the channel of the TV. "OH.. Just resting..." Zell said.
He sat himself on Quistis' lap. He lifted his hand towards her cheek and started to stroke it. Quistis blushed again, and lifted her head up and kissed Zell's lips. Their tongues began to enter each others mouth and they played around with their tongues, then they reluctantly pulled away. Both were feeling a bit horny. "That was nice..."Quistis said, "You wanna... well.. fu-" She was interrupted by Zell. "Hell yeah!" Zell interrupted excitingly. He quickly ran to the closet to find his condoms. " God where the hell are they.." Zell said. "Lemme help." Quistis said, walking towards the closet, but she then tripped over Angelo's doggy toy and fell onto Zell, who then fell in the closet along with Quistis. The door slammed shut. "Goddamnit." Zell stood up and tried to open the door. "Oh my god, what the fuck?!" The door wouldn't open. "Holy shit, it's locked!" Zell said, falling to his knees. "We're gonna be stuck here forever!" Zell cried out loud. Quistis didn't know what to think. "How long did you say the guys were out for?" Quistis asked, trying to keep calm. "For 2 friggin' days.." Zell said leaning his arm on the closet door, resting his forehead on his forearm. Quistis was trying to search for something, a hammer, cell phone, dildo, anything to help her survive or get out of this mess. "Well, at least I found the condoms." Quistis said, sighing, letting her back fall onto the wall, and slowly pounding her head on it.
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This is my first time writing a fic. So please tone down the harshness. .-.;