Sendo: Ok wow.
Mary: Yeah.
Sendo: Naruto isn't ours.
Mary: And only YOU can make this story dirty.
Sendo: To us NON-PERVY people it seems pretty normal.
Hinata, Ino, Tenten and Sakura were sitting on Hinata's back porch drinking and chatting, like woman are supposed to do, well, woman are actually supposed to go around and kick men's asses but anyway, on with the story!
"Ugh . . . would you just look at my gardens!" Hinata sighed. "They're puny!"
"They're fine Hinata-chan." Sakura said. "They'll bloom in time."
"But I wanna impress Naruto-kun, how do I do it with such small gardens?!" Hinata exclaimed.
"Mine are pretty big." Ino said proudly. "And with them I plan to make Shika-kun mine!"
"Yes, we all know that you are proud of your skills Ino." Tenten said, rolling her eyes.
"But I thought Temari-san and Shika were going out. And she had pretty big gardens." Sakura said.
"Well,my gardens are bigger than your Sakura-teme!" Ino said.
"Nuh huh!" Sakura said.
"Guys, we still have to figure out what I'm gonna do about mine." Hinata said.
"Well, there are those tools that are supposed o help." Ino said.
"Those never work." Tenten said.
"How do you know?" Ino asked, sipping her drink and biting a cookie.
"I tried one." Tenten said sheepishly. "I was trying to impress Neji-kun. But, well, it's justa bunch of crap."
"But you see the results in all those magazines!" Ino said. "I was gonna buy one, I was sure that it'd work."
"They don't, but they make you tired." Tenten said. "Try waiting for them to grow."
"I dunno, I was thinking of getting falsies." Hinata wondered aloud, then blushed.
"Falsies?!" Sakura exclaimed. "I never knew that you were the type for them."
"I heard that you have to keep getting new ones, they get ruined." Ino said.
"Ok, then. Are you telling my to put my love for Naru-chan on hold?" Hinata asked.
"No, but falsies are against me morals." Tenten said. "They look unnatural."
"Just wait, your young Hinata." Sakura said, patting Hinata on the back.
"Well, I gotta go. I must find a way to make my gardens bigger and beat Temari!" Ino said, hopping up and leaving.
"I guess we should be going, bye Hinata." Tenten said while she and Sakura stood. Hinata was left to think.
'Wow, that was one perverted conversation.'
Sendo: Hehe.