57 Ways for a Red shirt to Die
Shove a phaser on overload down his throat.
Feed him to the warp drive nacelles, (don't forget to wait until Scotty's off duty.)
Stab him with Butter knife.
Smother him with a tribble.
Convince a scary plant to shoot him with deadly needles.
Feed him to Vaal.
Give him a McCoy–style physical
Steal his brain.
Throw him out the airlock.
Send him down to basically any unexplored planet that seems extremely safe.
Play the wheel of misfortune with him.
Send him to the Agony Booth
Send him and a banana to a parallel universe equipped with nothing but an Agonizer and see which dies/ gets eaten first. I bet the banana will make it
Throw him on a planet made of acidic flowers.
KHHHHHAAAAAAAAAAANNNNNN!
Throw a really pointy object at him. Don't worry if it hits him or not. He'll die anyway.
Paint a target on his back.
Turn him into a gray 12 sided die (as in dice not death) and crush him.
Make him listen to one of Kirk's stupid speeches about the Prime Directive.
Make Spock really, really, really, angry.
Choke him with uncooked spaghetti
Stab him with a spork
Strike him with lightning.
Smother him with pie. Preferably Cherry
Smother him with a pillow
Beam him into space (or bulkhead)
Run him through with a foil or bat'leth
Leave him with Nomad
Make him play chess with Charlie X
Go to the O.K. Corral
Do not pass go, do not collect a 200 credits
THUNDERCATS HO!
Have him tell Scotty that the Enterprise is a garbage scow
Use him as bait for finding whales in the 21st century
Have him tell Chekov that Russia was invented in America
Ok, who's the idiot that forgot to install seatbelts on the ship?
Abandon him on Delta Vega
Cut his hand off
Tell him Darth Vader is his father
Make him 'fall' down an airshaft
Then rescue him a minute too late with the Millennium Falcon, not necessarily in that order
Give him a weird disease that makes him want to dance all the time with Sulu.
Make him watch all three High School Musicals.
Make him listen to the Wiggles.
Give him 500 cc's of Cordrazine
Dare him to steal Captain Kirk's hairpiece
A phaser on overload, disguised as a tribble
Flying Plomuk soup!
Start a bar fight on K-7 space station
Make him play a game with Jigsaw.
Put him in a giant hamster ball and push down Mount Everest.
Threaten him with a bannana
Throw an explosive rock at him
Use the Vulcan death grip on him
Trample him with blue unicorns
Go skydiving over the Space Needle.
Chuck Norris.