I don't own Naruto. Nor do I wish that I did own Naruto. Naruto is a good manga but it would be too much trouble to manage something that big. Anyway:

Whose line is it anyway???

Characters

Kakashi-host

Sasuke-Emo kid in the audience

Naruto-actor

Sakura-band

Gaara-actor

Hinata-actress

Kiba-actor

Kakashi: Okay. Welcome to another night of Whose Line is it Anyway??? The actors will be given people and blah-dee-blah-blah. No one cares. Anyway I'll introduce them to you. On the left is (drumroll) the one time dunce who got kicked out of school and joined this show…UZUMAKI NARUTO. (Applause). Next to him iiiiis INUZAKA KIBA. (dead silence) Next is Hyuga Hinata and after that is the guy who kills people for (his) fun, Gaara. (audience shifts backwards). Okay. Lets get this thing started. Up first, Dinner party. Naruto, leave.

Naruto: You got it!

Kakashi: Yeah. Kiba is a deaf blind mute who wants some water. Hinata is one of those crazy Asian people that you see in malls that try to get you to eat their food, and Gaara is (snort of laughter) a-heh- drunken sailor that needs some "luvin'". (Kakashi falls under the table laughing hysterically). (pulling himself back up, Kakashi wipes a tear from his eye). Heh heh. Gaara is gonna kill me for this but I can't help it-it's just too damn funny! Okay Naruto! You can come back now!

Naruto: WooHoo! (Naruto runs onto stage). Okay! Kiba pretends to ring a fake doorbell. Naruto comes over and opens the "door". Hey! Come on in!

Kiba: …

Naruto: …

Kiba: …

Audience: BOO!!! YOU SUCK! HE'S A DEAF BLIND MUTE!!!

Kakashi: Well…Uhh…(Stage whisper) Get me my script!

Some random techie: Uh…sir? This is an improv show…we don't have a script…

Naruto: (Naruto has been thinking for a long time) I GOT IT!! HE'S A DEAF BLIND MUTE!!!!

Audience: ……………………………..

Kakashi: Why don't we move on to the next part of our show…Right after this message from our sponsors…

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Kakashi: And now…..THE MAKE FUN OF PEOPLE SESSION! At this time we will randomly select a member of the audience and make fun of them. Lemme see here…. (He sees Sasuke. Cue dramatic music). Why don't we have you. Yes you. Look, I'm talking to you you guy in the black mascara and huge spiked collar.

Hinata: Okay… You know, with that huge black collar you look like and Eskimo. Oh wait I mean an Eskemo.

Audience: cricket cricket

Kakashi holds up a sign that says 'APPLAUSE'

Audience: Two random claps but otherwise silence.

Hinata runs off stage crying as Sasuke cuts his wrist and bleeds to death. In the background Kiba and Naruto sneak off stage.

Kakashi: So! Heh……..(makes cutting motion with his hand).

Text flows across screen: DUE TO A SYSTEM ERROR THIS SHOW HAS BEEN CANCELLED. THANK YOU FOR YOUR CONTINUED PATRONAGE OF THIS CHANNEL. Thank you to all of our many sponsors. If you continue watching this show for another two seconds you will be billed $100,000,000. THE END