A/N: This is a follow up to Goku's Messed Up Christmas List! So, read that before you read this. Also, whenever Sanzo talks I put it in to italics. Please Review, I love to get them.

Disclaimer: No, I don't own anything having to do with Saiyuki.

Warning: Slash baby!

Sanzo's Lost His Head

Chapter One: What's eating Genjo?

Christmas had come and gone, so the Sanzo party once again hit the road setting out to stop the resurrection of the evil demon lord Gyuu-Ma-Oh. And just when you thought everything was fine and dandy you'd see that something was amiss. And that something was Sanzo.

Sanzo, who hardly ever yelled anymore, who didn't eat his meals, all he was really capable of doing was inhaling an entire pack of cigarettes in record time. 'It's all that damn monkey's fault to,' Sanzo thought to himself. 'What was with that Christmas list he wrote? What the hell was he thinking! Why would he want bondage or worse...a Homura plushy!'

At that thought the monk began to dry heave.

It had been that way for weeks. The blonde beauty would sit and ponder the weird events that took place during the holidays. He just couldn't get his mind off it!

So now another day was drawing to a close. Hakkai hummed merrily as he drove, Gojyo and Goku were bickering as usual, while Sanzo was silent caught in his own web of thoughts. Soon everyone was growing restless, so they pulled in to the nearest inn.

Genjô groaned inwardly when Hakkai opted to room with Gojyo, leaving him stuck with monkey-boy, who he was now somewhat leery of being in the same room with. 'Never know when he might pull out his birthday list,' he mentally told himself as a shiver ran down his spin.

"Stop jumping on the bed," Sanzo mumbled.

"What Sanzo?" Goku asked with a smile.

No answer.

"What's wrong with you?"

"Nothing"

"Liar"

"Shut up," the monk said firmly.

"No, first you need to tell me what's bugging you."

"Didn't I tell you to shut up?"

"Ugh!" Goku then threw a pillow that landed with a smack on Sanzo's face.

The veins on the blonde's forehead began to pulse, his eyes flashed "you're so dead" and Goku knew he was in serious trouble, so he did the only thing he could: he ran like hell

"Ahhhhhhhh," Goku screamed while racing towards the door, but was halted by a strong grip. As Sanzo's black aura surrounded the young demon (threatening to gobble him up), he reluctantly turned around. There, in front of him was his dear savior, poised in a ready position, as if to kill him. That, and the pressure of Sanzo's gaze on him was causing a build up of stress strongly inside the boy, which caused clammy sweat to sweep over Goku. As the monk came closer, he fainted.

Sanzo inhaled deeply sucking up all the sweet nicotine he could, hoping it would stop his shaking. Something was seriously wrong with him. When he went to go attack Goku for being such a damn nuisance he had almost... almost bent down and kissed him!

"But that's crazy," he laughed hysterically. "Everything's crazy, me, the list Goku wrote..."

Genjô's eyes suddenly rested on Goku's small, shirtless form nestled in to bed, and his mind automatically became blank. That gorgeous golden skin glowed, while his spiky hair laid on the soft pillows.

Sanzo swallowed hard.

"Well, he is kind of cute when he sleeps," he said to himself, while brushing back a piece of hair that had fallen in the demon's face.

At the sudden touch Goku nuzzled in to Sanzo's hand while murmuring, "Meat bun."

Veins began to sprout over the monks face once more as he pulled back his hand," I take it back! He's a pest!"

A/N: Okay, that's just the first chapter...I can't believe I'm writing this when I have three other stories that I need to finish, but I felt like doing a follow up to Goku's messed up Christmas list since it got a better response then most of my other story's.

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