The Stupidest Things That TunderClan has ever done!

A/N Woot! I'm Sugar High today! That means, FANFICTION-but a RANDOM Fanfiction! ENJOY!

Oh ya, it uses the characters from into the wild

Disclaimer! Don't own Warriors, but i do own this story and it you steal it I will come after you with a large pointy stick!

WARNING! DON'T GO ANY FARTHER IF YOU VALUE YOUR SANITY!

"I dare you!" Fireheart said.

"But I might not live!" Graystripe protested.

"Just do it!"

"Okay…" Graystripe walked toward the darkest corner in ThunderClan camp, where Darkstripe sat, probably plotting evil plans.

"Are you sure about this?" Sandstorm asked. Fireheart nodded. "But he could be killed!"

"It's just Graystripe, relax."

"I hope you know what you're doing…"

Meanwhile…

"Hi Darkstripe! Can I sing to you?" Graystripe asked enthusiastically.

"No." Darkstripe replied.

"OKAY! HIT IT!" Graystripe shouted, and all the lights went out except for one, which shown on Graystripe.

Meanwhile…(Yet again)

"Bluestar! It's a prophecy from StarClan! And a bad one! Run!" Spottedleaf yelled.

"Eh, actually, I think it's just Graystripe." Bluestar replied.

Spottedleaf stopped running in circles. "Oh, okay then, let's watch!"

Meanwhile…(You're getting tried of this aren't you?)

"Darkstripe," Graystripe said in a deep, romantic voice. "I know you're hurting. I know you're feeling like you could never love again. Now all I ask, is a chance to prove that I you wrong."

"Oh yeah, I'll tell you something,
I think you'll understand
When I'll say that something
I want to hold your hand,
I want to hold your hand,
I want to hold your hand."

Fireheart and Sandstorm starred dumbstruck.
"Oh please, say to me
You'll let me be your man
And please, say to me
You'll let me hold your hand."

Bluestar and Spottedleaf starred dumbstruck.
"Now let me hold your hand,
I want to hold your hand."

Tigerstripe and Whitestorm starred dumbstruck.
"And when I touch you I feel happy inside.
It's such a feeling that my love
I can't hide, I can't hide, I can't hide."

Darkstripe starred dumbstruck.
"Yeah you've got that something,
I think you'll understand.
When I say that something
I want to hold your hand,
I want to hold your hand,
I want to hold your hand.
And when I touch you I feel happy inside.
It's such a feeling that my love
I can't hide, I can't hide, I can't hide.
Yeh, you've got that something,
I think you'll understand.
When I feel that something
I want to hold your hand,
I want to hold your hand,
I want to hold your hand,
I want to hold your hand."

"Well? What'd you think?" Graystripe asked happily.

Darkstripe starred.

Starred.

Cough.

Still Starring.

"I'm, here let me try again!" Graystripe said.

"I love you!"

Darkstripe's eyes widened.

"You love me!"

Darkstripe shivered.

"We're a happy family!"

Darkstripe collapsed.

"With a great big huge and a kiss from me to you!"

Darkstripe twitched.

"Won't you say you love me too?"

Silence.

More Silence.

Cough.

Still Silence.

"What do you think Darkstripe?" Graystripe asked.

"That's…That's…" Darkstripe got to his feet. "THAT'S THE NICEST THING ANYONE'S EVER SAID TO ME!"

Darkstripe got up and gave Graystripe a big huge. Graystripe hugged back. It was a beautiful new friendship!

Cough. COugh Cough. Cough Cough Cough -gets slapped in face- sorry, please review! And read on. And buy me sugar, And -gets slapped in the face again- AND DON'T STEAL IT!