Disclaimer: This is complete and total FICTION. That means it never happened and is completely untrue. In fact, this is so far from the truth that it isn't even in the same country as the truth. I don't own anybody: Big Time Rush, the characters, and all referenced scenes belong to Nickelodeon, and I make no money off of this. I am not in any way implying said characters' sexual identities.

This one's for clarry. Hope you like it! :) (And, yes, the song is LMFAO's "Sexy and I Know It") :)

"I'm sexy and I know it." James sang along as he worked out down in the exercise room; he knew Logan was asleep still in their room (the poor guy had to do an extra 4-hour shift since the doctor who was coming got stuck in a traffic jam on the icy freeway; he'd been up for 36 hours straight- well, with minimal naps anyway). James wanted Logan to get some rest, and he knew Logan wouldn't if James was awake in the house, so as soon as Logan had fallen asleep, James had snuck out, leaving Logan a note.

"James?" Logan's voice drew James out of his thoughts. Why is Logan here? He needs his rest.

"Logan?" James asked, pulling out the earbuds. "You need to go back and rest. You've only got a couple hours of sleep."

"I know, but…will you come sleep with me? I sleep a lot better with you by my side."

"Sure, let's go." James said. It's not like he had anything better to do (plus, he hadn't really slept while Logan was gone- he was too busy worrying about Logan).

"Look at that body." Logan said as they got into the bed.

"I work out." James quipped. They laughed, and then Logan said, "Thank you for doing this," as he curled up with James.

"You're welcome. You're worth it Dr. Sexy."

"What can I say? I'm sexy and I know it."

"Hey, that's my line." James laughed. "You must be really tired. Get some rest. I'll be here, I promise."

"Ok. Night James."

"Night Logan."