Sheldon, Oh Sheldon your eyes are so dreary
Sometimes you like to eat microwave tamales
You make everyone so weary
You also own the DVD Wall E
You live in what some would call a condo
You were a child genius
You once knew a man named Armondo
Your teacher called you meaningless
Some people call you keen
Some people also call you nice
But really you're just mean
You're also afraid of mice
You love Star Trek
And also you're an emotional wreck