It all started out rather small... a rowdy night at the alien bar for Alex, some extra 'me time' in the shower for Kara... nothing too noticeable.
That was until... tensions started rising, everyone at the DEO was flustered- argumentative- highly sprung. Winn and Donovan got into a petty spat about 'nothing much' and had to be physically torn apart by one mean, green fighting machine Agent Danvers.
Then it was Kara who purposefully tried to hit Mon-El in the training room... just because she could.
It wasn't until Reign attacked however that Kara realised something weird was going on...
Like usual they stood face to face taunting each other, flexing Kryptonian muscles and playing hardball.
Throwing punches it got harder and harder to ignore... Alex was just stood staring on the sidelines enraptured by what was going on... She wasn't helping, no not at all... far too busy drinking tea and calling out all of Samantha's physically sound and seductive attributes.
It lead to Kara scowling in between moves at Alex being forlorn... what has gotten into her?!
The kicker however was when Alex had obviously thought enough was enough deciding that she'd be completely safe and fine to just... step out in front of the two alien foes holding up breakable hands in warning.
Halting... both super powered beings turned, one looking rather worried and awash with confusion and the other... utterly star struck.
Turns out... that plastering a sloppy wet kiss onto the face of your nemesis is a great way to solve the rapture...
Kara on the other hand was just stood blinking owlishly looking between Alex and Reign thinking what the fuck?!
Once separated Alex began preening and swooning, fluttering her eyelashes and allowing herself to lead by the hand by Reign to a nearby Motel 6, waving cheekily to Kara like she was perfectly happy that she was about to get a bone crunching sexual massage.
... FROM REIGN!
Meanwhile in the DEO they'd happened upon pestilence by accident, leading to a whining Winn crying to James on a hospital bed. Consoling each other James leaning over... well that was enough to give Winn a boner.
White blanket rising... James's hands twitching... fingers brushing slowly lower.
On the legion ship... Imra and Mon-El were arguing because he'd just walked on her sucking off brainy...
His wife and his best friend...
...at least he doesn't have to pretend that he even likes them from now on...
I said I was Content... HAAAA.
Annoyed and upset... Mon-El sat sulking on the balcony... joined by a tomb raider clad Luthor... Looking all 'fantasy adventure' in her new boots and blackened uniform. Bumping his shoulder Lena smiled "Hey ex-fiancé..."
Grinning "Hey partner..."
"What's wrong? Is your mother back again? Do I need to go mix up a batch of Lead like I did with the Kryptonite to make things more interesting?"
Mon-El retorted "No... no more than yours, she's gone for good, thank the gods..."
Lena raised an eyebrow...
Sighing "I finished it with Imra..."
Recognition filled Lena as she nodded relaxing and rubbing his shoulder... only to drift down to his bicep and sigh...
Back in the nearby Motel 6 Kara was yanking at Reign as Alex humped her leg...
Scrambling "ah-uh-Al-aaa-arr-get-off- ALEXANDRIA DANVERS IF YOU DON'T COME WITH ME RIGHT NOW!"
Reign turned her head twisting clockwise like an evil soul sucking paragon without a spine...
"This human Is MINE, if you take her I will have to dispense my justice on you.."
Kara gulped.
Claws coming out she backed away... feeling her own hormones calling... needing a little help... getting to Alex because there's no way she has enough strength to get past a motivated and avidly horny Reign... and there's only so long she's gonna put up with a finger blocking Supergirl and Kara didn't quite feel like falling from a great height and getting her ass kicked twice...
Deciding instead to zoom her way to the DEO, keeping tabs on Alex with her Alien ears... cause I'm Spockkk. She landed with a 'pfwip' in front of a snogging Lena and Mon-El...
Stood in surprise, looking at them knowing that if she was a boy her penis would rise... she licked her lips... as something curdled in the pit of her lowers... with a forceful expression she shook herself from her impure thoughts only to ask "I thought you were with Imra?!"
Back on the Legion ship all that could be heard was ... "Brainy hurry up!" "Uhh"
..."Do not rushhh me, I have calculated with a 96.44 percent certainty that if I lick in the opposite direction it will be pleasurable."
In the medical bay.. interrupted Winn lay helpless as he watched the man who'd just held him gently while he thoroughly cum... and his ex lover Pam who was jealous and threatening to staple each of their members shut with DEO stationary as they hovered squaring up... like their own human version of the Dakkam Ur... Rheas got nothing on Pam.
Whilst all of this ruckus was going on Leslie Willis aka Livewire was sat munching on popcorn... zapping the odd agent in the buttocks for fun... swinging on her chair as Supergirl... in her frilly skirt.. a smokin' hot angelina jolie rip off and cosplay... Supergirls awkward love triangled ex-boyfriend came walking up...
Following them with wide eyes, she got up joining them hurriedly from behind "Hey guys.. is it me or is shit gettin' pre-tty wild... in here?"
Looking to her.. the three singsonged "I don't know what you mean..."
At that Livewire stopped incredulously taking another look around...
At least ten agents were in fisty cuffs... red lights were blinking... alarms were shouting... there was a teeny weenie fire that had broken out, on the table in Winns Lab... and at least half of the Prisoners were mating in the middle of the entryway... turns out some do have tentacles. "Really?!"
The three nodded and Livewire shrugged grinning "... if this is an average day ... hell' then count me in... turns out you guys are wayyyy cooler than I originally thought..."