Kuma had sent Sanji flying for three days.
Sanji woke up one day, being poked by an older man.
"Huh?" Sanji mumbled. "Who are you?"
"He's drunk all right," the man said to...the pretty young brunette behind him!
Sanji sprung up and extended a handshake towards the girl,but the man proceeded to hit his hand with a nightstick.
"My hand!" Sanji whined. "What would I do without my hands?"
"Pervert," the man said. "See, Bella? Drunk and a pervert. See, this is why I warn you about those boys."
"I'm a cook!" Sanji snapped. "I can't have my hands damaged."
"Oh ho. A cook, Bella! You two have something in common."
Bella just stared blankly at nothing.
"How old are you, son?" the man asked Sanji. "Can't be older than my little girl."
Sanji smiled and said, "Sure, why not?"
"Do you go to school, son?"
"No..."
"What are you, a delinquent?"
"No!"
"Nah, you're too nicely dressed to be a street kid. You have a home?"
"Yes, the Thousand Sunny. It's a ship."
"Hmm? So I guess you're home-schooled then."
"Eh..."
"So where are your parents?"
"Dead, sir."
"Oh, my. Lucky you have your dad, huh, Bells?"
Bella just stared blankly.
"Who do you live with?"
"My friends," Sanji told him. "They're like family to me, though."
"Hmmph, are they as well-dressed as you?"
"No. And they're not as sophisticated as me, either. Except Nami and Robin."
"A-ha! Poor kid, you've fallen in with a gang."
"What?"
"But don't worry, I'll take you in for the time being."
The man then whispered to Sanji, "But if you touch my daughter, I will not hesitate to use police brutality."
He held out his gun and Sanji gulped.
Somehow, without any proper documentation or wait, Sanji was enrolled at Forks High School that very morning. I mean, it took half an hour and no questions were asked.
Bella and Sanji were walking to their first period class.
"So, you like Forks?" Sanji asked her.
"Ew, no!" Bella snorted. "I, like, have to live here!"
"You poor, beautiful thing. May I ask why?"
"Because I chose to...No...Shut up!"
It was a rainy day, not that Sanji noticed - he was too transfixed with the maiden who sat next to him in Biolo...chemis...trology, or something.
"What is this class?" Sanji asked Bella as they sat down.
Bella stopped picking her nose and muttered, "Uh...um, like, uh...Bio...chemist...trology."
"Oh, never heard of that."
"It's a very advanced class."
"Oh, I see. And you look like a very smart girl, Bella."
"Don't compliment me!" she hissed. "I don't like compliments."
A boy with dazzling hair walked in to the room. His movements were so fluid it was as if he was doing ballet as he walked towards them and sat next to Bella.
Sanji and the boy were staring at each other, each on one side of Bella.
"Who is this, Bella?" the boy said curtly.
Bella stopped drooling and said, "Oh, dear Edward! How my heart a-flutters for you!"
Sanji's heart started to break.
Bella went on, "This is Sanji. Charlie's taking him in for a bit."
"He's not...your new boyfriend, is he? Because I'll kill him if he is!"
Hmph! Sanji thought, Prissy Boy here thinks he can kick my ass?
"Of course no!" Bella wailed. Everyone in class looked at her. "You're my one and only!"
"Good," Edward said. He put his arm around her and went on, "Now let's share our lip gloss!"
Maybe they're not dating, Sanji reasoned. She may love him, but she'll need a shoulder to cry on once she realizes he'll only be her gay best friend.
Bella and Edward started to make out on the desk. Sanji felt like gagging.
"Wait," Edward said as he got off of Bella. "We can't do this until we're married."
Sanji was now in the middle.
"Aww," Bella whined.
"Plus, we need to apply out lip gloss, sweetie!"
"Yay!"
The two clapped and blew kisses at each other.