Title : Nightwatch
Author: TheMadPuppy
E-mail: themadpuppy85 AT yahoo DOT ca
Permission to archive: Yes, just tell me!
Category: Romance/Humor
Genre: Hetero
Rating: M for heavy smut
Summary: There are things better left unseen and unheard… Joker X Harley, One-Shot
Keywords: Joker, Harley Quinn, Nightwing, Voyeurism, PWP
Spoilers: None really. After Mad Love and their many adventures.
Disclaimer: I don't own Batman nor make money out of this. It's only for my pleasure and yours. .
Author Notes: For Paige who was in dire need of raw, evil clown porn XD. It just popped out of nowhere; enjoy the show!
NIGHTWATCH
Dick Grayson is disgusted.
He thought he knew women—he isn't sure anymore. What he witnesses now fries up his optic nerves and supplies his nightmares' inspiration for years to come. His hand twitches in need to gouge his eyes out and go blind for eternity. The sight is worse than anything he could describe, and his brain dies in denial of the truth.
The Joker is having hot steamy sex with his clown gal.
The scene is so surreal it doesn't even feel like a bad drug trip: it's a new type of mind torture that shakes the very foundations of Dick's sanity. His devastated memory briefly recalls all of the J-guy physical attributes, from the blood-shot eyes, to the vulture nose, the uneven, cigarette yellowish, carries-plumbed teeth, the gnawed nails, the bluish veins adorned, death cold skin, the anorexic-thin, lanky body, and vainly tries to associate it with the possibility of having a young blonde beauty squirming under you like an insatiable porn star, screaming for more in nymphomaniac lusty fashion. Her breasts are jiggling, her entire frame nearly breaking under the assaults of the uncaring man above, who grunts and pounds in her like an animal, molesting his compliant partner in a way that suggests that he's more masturbating with her body than making rough love to her.
Now he's spent and crashes on the girl who hugs him close, licking his face in doggish devotion, as her hand travels down in an effort to start him again. There comes the angered slap, and then he rolls aside and forcefully directs the awaiting cherry-shaped mouth to his hardening member, and she sucks, sucks, sucks as he groans and prints his fingertips in her poised rear. The motion goes on and on until he punches her away, in vain for the obsessed sidekick crawls back and refuses to let go until she finishes her snack.
Dick Grayson is disgusted, and now must think about cutting his ears too. He's hearing a priceless impossibility, one that could make the universe collapses—Joker's breathing is laborious, and his ragged, begging words are "Please, Harley, no more".
Nightwatch-End
End Notes
Written in approx. 30 min, around midnight. As usual with this type of fic, the title popped out of nowhere and inspired the rest. In this case it's a wink to Dick Grayson's alias, "Nightwing"; I thought it was dirty funny to dub him "Nightwatcher" (but then, I was tired XD) and then chopped the "er" out to cover the whole fic theme.
As for the fic in itself…well, it's PWP, nothing more, nothing less! The humor is definitely my kind, and come on, folks, an obsessed babe in her 30's (women's high peak of libido) and an aging man…He can't keep up with her famished sexual appetite, gnahaha.;)
Poor Dick…(is off laughing hyena-style).