20 to Life

Elliott Stabler was a good Catholic boy. The sisters taught him right from wrong; but Elliott had a secret. He wanted forbidden fruit.

Elliott Stabler was a good Irish boy. He served honorably in the Marines. He neither asked nor told. Upon discharge, he joined the NYPD. He's just like his dad said those who didn't know.

Elliott Stabler is a good man. He settled down, married and had kids. He loves his family; but he still wants forbidden fruit. It tears him up in the dark of night.

I ought to see a shrink, he thinks.