Disclaimer: Me no own… If I did, Avatar would be a lot more random and not completely for kids… And the story line would suck…
Warnings: Mentions of one-sided girl/boy and boy/boy, but nothing actually serious…. Might be spoilerish (?)
A/N: Where the ideas for these things come from... no one knows...
Zuko: On the subject of relationships
As an exiled Prince, I never would have guessed that I'd have this sort of problem.
I'm a relationship magnet.
No joke.
My (current) two biggest problems are with this weird upbeat girl and this… stalker guy…
Now I don't want either of their affections. I could probably get rid of them without causing much collateral damage if I told them of my true name and lineage.
But I don't want to be thrown in prison. Or executed for that matter.
Besides, the girl would most likely think it's cool.
Stalk-me-boy would want to use me as a way to gain power or something.
I'm not sure which is worse.
The girl shows up almost everyday at the tea shop, and giggles as she stares at me.
The guy travels roof tops to keep an eye on me and he's camped outside my bedroom window a few times.
I've barely interacted with these people!
Uncle forced me on ONE date with that girl.
One.
It was nice.
I went on ONE mission with that guy.
One.
I liked it.
But that DOES NOT mean that I like THEM.
Right before I was exiled, Azula told me that I'd never find anyone who would want to see my ugly face everyday.
I almost wish she had been right.
Speaking of Azula…
Don't her two freaky 'friends' like me too?
Crap.