Pairing: Male Bella x Edward

One day Bella grew a penis and her boobs went away. "Coolios" she thought and went about her day. She saw Edward sitting in a corner and he looked Male!Bella in the eye, something he promised himself he'd never do. And for once in his 1 billion year old life, he found her bangable. Then an idea came into his head. He always had a fantasy that made him feel all tingly inside. He stroked his….chin thoughtfully and decided to approach the now bangable Bella.

He goes up to him and goes "Hey Bella, I want to screw you". And he complies.

And then they had sex.

The end.

xoxo Hope you enjoyed the story!

I aspire to be a famous writer one day.

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