This is the sequel to my other story Evil Little Prankster. It's the next day after the day that was in the last chapter… You might not understand this story or who Nick Newton is unless you read that story first, so… yeah. I'm trying to make this funny so work with me here people! Rate and review, please. Inform of what you think about this sequel!
BPOV
Nick Newton really had it in for the Cullen's now. I mean, after everything we put him through… well, it was pretty funny anyway. I really hate people staring at me and he did do a lot of it. So yesterday when he came over and blasted Edward, we couldn't help but try to think of another way to prank him. We'd been thinking about it a lot, but so far we hadn't really come up with anything… good.
Emmett walked into the room and sighed. We had assigned him the job of spying on Nick Newton all day, trying to figure out how we could prank him.
"Nothing," he told us, "absolutely NOTHING."
Nothing? Nothing at all? A whole day of spying and… nothing?
"Nothing?" I repeated.
"The kid isn't very interesting, apart from… a few things," explained Emmett, his face turning into a grin.
"Well?" asked Rosalie.
"He did a really stinky poo today, and it stank. Didn't even flush the button…" started Emmett.
"Ha!" shrieked Rosalie, "You can talk!"
"…Or wash his hands…"
"What and you do?" interrupted Jasper.
"…and Mr. Newton works in the police force…" continued Emmett.
"With Charlie?" shrieked Bella.
"Look! Can you guys stop interrupting me? And Jasper and Rosalie, I don't use the toilet. So why would I need to flush the button or wash my hands?" shrieked Emmett.
"You don't use the toilet, but you stick animal… droppings in there, trying to be funny. You don't flush or wash your hands, even after handling the animal droppings!" laughed Alice.
"Keep going," encouraged Edward.
"Okay, so apart from that stinky poo, Mr. Newton works in the police force with Bella's father Charlie. So Charlie and Mr. Newton are obviously… pretty good friends. Am I right? Well… that could be bad," explained Emmett.
Of course it was bad! Nick and Mike's dad worked with Charlie! My father! My father! This was bad, very bad indeed. I hoped Nick hadn't told his father about our… uh… date.
"For once I agree with Emmett," I groaned, "This is bad, this is very bad."
"Indeed," agreed Rosalie.
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That afternoon Edward drove me back home in the Volvo.
"Make sure Emmett gets some dirt on Nick Newton tomorrow. I don't want to have to discuss poos again all day tomorrow," I ordered. He merely chuckled and got out of the car and ran around to open my door.
I stepped out just as it began to rain.
"Great…" I muttered.
"I'll be back before you blink," he promised. I laughed and kissed him goodbye, before turning and running into the house.
When I walked into the living room, Charlie gasped.
"Bella! You're soaking! You'd better go change. I invited Sally-Anne and Rodney over; he's bringing his boys for tea and she's bringing her son," said Charlie, "We'll be watching the game too."
I frowned.
"Is Rodney the one with the three-year-old twins? I'm not having them in this house ever again, dad, not after last time. I'll go over to the Cullen's if they are! They tied me down and covered me in lipstick and eye shadow and…" I started. Charlie laughed.
"No, I work with Rodney. Rodney Newton? You know him, and I know you know the two Newton boys," explained Charlie.
Gulp. Rodney Newton? The two 'Newton boys'? Crap. Crap. Crap.
"When will they be here?" I asked, trying to act happy.
"Half an hour. Why?"
"No reason, dad. I'll go upstairs and… change," I lied.
I ran upstairs and grabbed my phone. I dialled Alice's number. I would only do a thing like this if I were absolutely desperate.
"Alice? Alice? I need your help!"
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I walked down the stairs in my skinny jeans and a top, just as there was a knock on the door. Alice! Yes!
"I'll get it, dad!" I told him as I raced past to open the door. I opened the door, grinning.
"Hi A… oh, um… hello."
Rodney Newton, Nick and Mike were standing in the doorway.
"Hello, you must be Isabella," greeted Mr. Newton.
"Bella," I corrected, "And you must be Mr. Newton."
"Rodney," he corrected. I put on a fake smile.
"Hi Bella!" grinned Nick, waving. Great…
"Hey Bella!" greeted Mike, waving. Great…
"Come in, come in," I told them, standing back for them to walk in. This was bad. The Newton's had arrived before Alice. What would I do now?
Charlie ushered them all over to our new big table.
"Bella made lasagne, she's a great cook," informed Charlie, just as there was a knock on the door.
"I'll get it!" I cried, running to the door. I opened it.
"Hi A… oh, um… hello."
It wasn't Alice this time, either. It was Eric Yorkie and his mother Mrs. Yorkie.
"Hello there, I'm Sally-Anne Yorkie. Your father invited us over for dinner," she told me.
Gulp. Eric Yorkie? What a nightmare! I ushered them over to the table with everyone else.
"I'll go and get the lasagne," I said loudly, as an excuse to leave them.
"I'll assist you, shall I?" offered Nick Newton, getting to his feet.
"UM, no, I'll be right on my own," I snapped, turning and walking over to get the lasagne. There was a knock on the door and I raced over to answer it.
"Hi Alice! What are you doing here?" I said loudly, trying to sound shocked, "Come in here where everyone is."
I led her out with the others.
"Alice? Hello!" greeted Charlie. He always liked Alice, which was good for me.
"Hello Charlie! I hope I'm not interrupting… oh, hello Nick!"
Nick scowled under his breath at her.
"Interrupting? No, not at all!" grinned Charlie.
"Well… I don't mean to be a burden, but they're having a huge sale at Port Angeles and I just can't help my shopping instincts! You know me, Charlie. Shopping is my thing," explained Alice.
"Oh… well do you think you could take some things back that we bought last time? I don't really want to go out right now. We've got visitors…" I lied.
"Oh, Bella! You really should try things on before you buy them!" said Alice, "I don't even know what sizes to get. Will you come with me?"
I turned to Charlie.
"Dad?"
"Could it wait until after dinner? I heard about that sale too, Alice. It goes till midnight. There'll be plenty of time for you guys to shop. You should join us for dinner, Alice," babbled Charlie. Alice grinned.
"That's a great idea, Charlie! But I've already eaten. Esme's a great cook, but so is Bella. I just can't decide whose better!" lied Alice. She sounded so convincing that Charlie believed every word that came out of her mouth. Such a shame that he wasn't like that with Edward…
So I had to endure dinner with the Yorkie's and the Newton's. So much for my genius plan…
When I was finished I stood up and grinned at dad.
"Dad, you know Alice," I said, indicating Alice, who was sitting on the lounge patiently waiting for me to finish, "she doesn't shop for ten minutes. She shops for… a long time. So we'd better go now."
"Oh Charlie, can Bella sleepover tonight?" asked Alice, politely. Charlie frowned.
"Where's Edward tonight?" he growled.
"Oh, he went out with Jasper," replied Alice. I knew she was lying, but what Charlie didn't know, wouldn't hurt him…
"Okay, yes, well you girls behave and I'll see you tomorrow," grinned Charlie. Edward was on the top of Charlie's hate list. It really annoyed me. I was a legal adult now, and I had graduated. Charlie couldn't control me for the rest of my life.
Sally-Anne stood up.
"Charlie we'll have to go too, I've got to work tomorrow morning. I'm sorry," said Sally-Anne.
Charlie grinned and walked over to her and… and…
…Kissed Sally-Anne Yorkie on the lips. Ugh!
Sally-Anne and Eric left while I ran upstairs and packed my bag for my 'sleepover' with Alice. I ran downstairs and kissed Charlie goodbye.
"Goodbye Bella, the food was wonderful. You can cook for me any old time," said Nick, loudly, wiggling his eyebrows up and down at me. I put on a fake smile. I knew what he was getting at. He had been giving me comments all night and telling Charlie how wonderful he was and how much of a great daughter he had raised and how lovely he thought our house was. Charlie looked over at him fondly.
Alice and I ran through the rain and hopped in the Porsche. Alice sped off into the distance.
"That was most definitely the worst night of my life!" I groaned. Alice grinned at me.
"Did you see Charlie kiss Sally-Anne Yorkie? YORKIE! Ugh!" I groaned.
"Nick didn't shut up, either!" I groaned.
"Yes," agreed Alice, "Babbling on about how great you were and how great Charlie was and how he had a lovely house and a beautiful daughter and… he even mentioned that he was single, once…"
"Or twice!" I cried.
"Or all night," laughed Alice, "He's trying to impress… no, suck up to Charlie! I can see it!"
"I need to get back at Nick for this! Emmett better hurry up and figure out a way for us to prank him fast or… or…" I started angrily.
"Or?" repeated Alice.
"…Or I'll deal with Newton myself."
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I know! I'm evil, right? But come on, every author likes a good cliff hanger! There'll be more chapters to this than ELP probably. I hope everyone likes the sequel so far, so please rate and review so I know if there's anything that needs improving and whether you like the sequel so far or not… anyway, that's all for now :)
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