Bundle of Letters
I have received these letters from the characters of Kingdom Hearts asking if I could post them for the world to see. I would've agreed anyway, but of course I was threatened to do this. Right now I'm being held hostage by the Organization and others… help me…
Dear Readers,
As you know, my name is Xemnas, and I am number I in Organization XIII. I requested to have this letter be put on this website so that I may address some issues that I have with you "fanfiction" writers.
First, I do not enjoy being paired with my second-in-command, Saix. Our relationship is purely professional, and I don't appreciate the inappropriate themes that you people have implied about us. Like I said, our relationship is purely professional. And I don't understand why you pair me with others either. Most of those themes imply that I am homosexual, which, I assure you, I am not. But that doesn't mean that I like the girls either. I don't have time for relationships right now, as I am trying to find Kingdom Hearts.
Second, I do not "obsess" over Kingdom Hearts. Yes, I do honor Kingdom Hearts and am very curious about it, but that does not mean that I can't eat or sleep because I haven't found it yet. And yes, I said "yet" because I WILL find Kingdom Hearts.
Lastly, I am quite unnerved by the fact that you people call me an old man. I am in my 30's, thank you very much, although that really isn't any of your business. I most certainly am not an old killjoy because 1. I am not old, and 2. I'm not a killjoy. I am just a very serious man who wants to get my heart back.
Thank you for reading, and I do so hope that you people take my suggestions.
Sincerely,
Superior Xemnas
I didn't know what to do for this one, so I just guessed. How'd I do? REVIEW PLEASE!