lets see whats happening today.
chandler:"how is your jaw today?"
joey:"still broken...and now i have a broken heart too"
pheebs:"ani is my hero"
ani:"i feel like superman"
joey:"superman doesnt breaks jaws of good people"
monica:"leave that topic"
pheebs:"mon...is jealous of me.after all they didnt fight for her"
chandler:"i am ready to fight with the whole world for monica"
ross:"looks like world war 3 is going to happen"
rachel:"please...dont talk about violence ...its not good for my baby"
monica:"yeah.its good for the unborn babies...if the mother talks about good things like love"
joey:"oh my god...i am an unborn baby"
mon:"what?"
joey:"i want to talk about love too"
chandler:"someone...please breast feed joey...anyone except monica.she is mine"
ani:"and pheebs is mine"
ross:"and rach is mine"
joey:"so who is mine?"
pheebs:"god is with you chandler"
joey:"i dont want to be loved by god"
chandler:"yeah...whom do god love die young"
ani:"pheebs...will you like to move in with me"
pheebs:"its too soon.we need to spend some more time together"
joey:"thats the good approach pheebs...you must make sure that you know someone really well before..."
chandler:"well said joey.but its scary to hear you saying wise words and using words like approach..its just like seeing a cockroach in bathroom.are you really joey?"
ani:"we just spend another one minute together...can we move in now?"
joey:"its the wrong approach ani and pheebs...there are cockroach in his bathroom."
ani:"i dont need cockroach in my bathroom.i need pheebs"
pheebs:"are you inviting me to your bathroom?"
ross:"do you know that a cockroach can live even after you cut his head"
ani:"a cockroach can live without its head?"
chandler:"joey has been successfully living without one so far."
joey:"yeah..there are no cockroach in my room"
rachel:"why do we have to keep talking about wars and cockroach?cant we talk about something sweet?"
ani:"lets talk about pheebs.she is the sweetest"
monica:"chandler...do you want to say something?"
chandler:"why?no?"
mon:"of course you want to say something"
chandler:"i think its you who wants to says omething."
mon:"dont you think i am the sweetest?"
chandler:"i will have to taste you for that"
mon:"what?"
chandler:"you are the sweetestest."
ani:"pheebs is the sweetestestest."
chandler:"are we having a contest here?"
joey:"we are contestestest"
AND YES...I FORGOT TO TELL YOU ALL THAT ROSS IS CHATTING WITH A GIRL NICAMO.ROSS HAD A FAKE PROFILE WHICH SAID THAT HE WAS AN ASTRONAUT
nicamo:"so you are an astronut?"
ross:"its not nuts...its naut...astronaut"
nicamo:"i am sorry"
ross:"please dont say sorry.hot girls dont say sorry."
nicamo:"why cant hot girls say sorry?"
ross:"i dont know...well..."
nicamo:"what are you doing now?"
ross"just finished weight lifting"
nicamo:"you must have a strong arm."
ross:"i am like armstrong"
nicamo:"what?"
ross:"neil armstrong"
nicamo:"have you ever been to moon"
ross:"no..but i will take you there someday."
nicamo:"why me..we havent even met..."
ross:"coz i like you.do you know that on moon there is less gravity.we can try any position we want."
nicamo:"how can you like me?we have just met two minutes ago and havent even seen each other.what happens in 2 minutes?"
ross:"noodles are made in two minutes."
nicamo:"i love noodles"
ross:"i love you"
nicamo:"seriously...love is not like noodles"
ross:"but you are like a noodle...long thin strip..."
nicamo:"did you just told me to strip?"
ross:"i meant you are like a noodle...long thin strip of pasta...i mean slim and tall"
nicamo:"how can you tell that i am slim and tall.you havent yet seen me or my pictures"
ross:"i guessed"
nicamo:"thats a smart guess"
ross:"thanks for calling me smart"
CHANDLER AND RACHEL ARE AT A MULTIPLEX
chandler:"its after a lot of days that i am seeing a movie and mon is not with me...and that too on a mon-day."
rachel:"i am with you and hey...monday was not named after mon"
chandler:"but please dont tell it to monica.she really believes it."
rachel:"so you mean to say that calendar was named after chandler?"
chandler:"no...but this is a good idea.i wonder what ross and monica are up to..they both sit with your laptop and chat for hours and that too with total strangers"
rachel:"and that explains why we are here and they are not"
chandler:"i love these batman movies.and hey and dont again tell me to see a little less of e and a little more of espn.now i can even tell the difference between a batsman and a batman"
rachel:"yasterday i caught you watching pussy cat dolls"
chandler:"you didnt caught me"
rachel:"you are right...it was monica who caught you"
chandler:"there's nothing wrong in watching them"
rachel:"dont you wish your girlfriend was hot like me."
chandler:"i do"
rachael:"dont say 'i do'.you already said that to monica."
chandler:"i know"
rachael:"dont cha chandler"
ANI,PHEEBS AND JOEY ARE TALKING
ani:"why do you have to be with us always?"
joey:"coz i want to be with pheebs...always...on all ways."
ani:"no way"
pheebs:"i love it when you both fight for me"
joey:"my jaw still hurts"
ani:"we need jaw 2"
joey:"i liked that movie..those sharks were cool"
ani:"JAW 2 means Joey Ani War 2"
ani:"pheebs..can you move in with me now?"
pheebs:"i dont know.."
joey:"good pheebs...and ani dont kiss her again"
ani:"this year 2008 has not only been a leap year...it has also been a lip year to me"
joey:"so far i have kissed 8 girls 9 times."
ani:"which girl kissed u twice?"
ROSS IS STILL CHATTING WITH NICAMO
ross:"the one girl to write right after me is the hottest girl here"
nicamo:"there is only one girl here and thats me"
ross:"oh my god...you just won the hot girl challenge"
nicamo:"thanks .what do i get"
ross:"dvd of zurasic park."
nicamo:"are you ross?????????"
ross:"monica..i cant believe that you were nicamo."
chandler:"ross...i cant believe that you were cyberdating my wife."
ross:"no.i wasnt"
monica:"see pheebs...they are fighting for me"
pheebs:"ani...fight with joey.slap him"
joey:"oww...why you slapped me ani."
rach:"ani..will you do anything which pheebs will tell you to do?"
ani:"ani thing."
rach:"pheebs...tell ani to wash the dishes"
ani:"when will we move in together pheebs"
pheebs:"after you wash the dishes"