((Dies)) Finally! That last one!
20. Shaman King Slight HoroRen, FaustManta
Ren face palmed as Horohoro swung around the room, His face cherry red due to the alcohol in his system. "Don't ask please," He sang, the words amazingly intelligible "Which backstreet boy is gay?"
Ryuu was just as drunk as Horohoro, if not more so, and he sang as well. "Tell me who?"
"Ain't saying that it's A.J." Horohoro sang, pointing to Yoh.
"Tell me who?"
"Ain't saying that it's Howie." This time, his finger rested on Manta, who was curled up in Faust's lap.
Ryuu slung an arm around Horohoro's shoulders, and together they sang the next lines "Tell me who. I never wanna hear you say, which backstreet boy is gay?"
Ren pinched the bridge of his nose and gritted his teeth against the urge to sock both of the drunkards. "Would you two shut up!" He yelled. Manta mumbled sleepily and Faust ran a hand through his hair, directing a reproachful look at the Taoist.
The singing duo ignored the dark haired boy and continued singing. "....His dog is a Pekingese!"
"He is, on fire. His back, perspirers!" Ryuu slurred.
"Won't say," Horohoro sang.
"Wont' say," Ryuu
"Won't say," Horohoro
"Who's gay?" They both sang, striking a girlish pose.
Despite his best efforts, Ren was unable to ignore the two who seemed to be getting drunker by the minute. Seeing someone sit down beside him, Ren turned and came face to face with a smirking Horohoro. "I never wanna hear you say, which one of us is gay!" Ren wrinkled his nose against the alcoholic stench.
"Tell me who?" Ryuu
"Ain't saying that it's Brian!" To his chagrin, Ren found a finger directed right at him.
"Tell me who?"
"Ain't saying Nick or Kevin." Horohoro pointed towards Faust, who was ignoring everyone in face of stroking Manta's hair, and then himself.
"He's making up a soufflé," They sang together. "Which backstreet is gay?"
"Okay," Horohoro said, voice lowered from the bellow he had before. "We're all gay." He leaned towards Ren and gave him a quick kiss.
Ren returned the favor with a punch to the face.
Which Backstreet Boy is Gay? - Weird Al