Hey there. The title cut me off. The name of the story is supposed to be Ohmygiddygod! I have become a red bottomed minx once again
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Chapter 1
Sunday September 17th
10:30 a.m.
Crack of Dawn
Lying in my bed of pain. Unfortunately not alone. Angus and cross-eyed Gordy are curled up on my legs and if I move even an inch they "wake up" and attack my legs. Ow bloody ow! Go away you furry freaks! If I wasn't so depressed I would get up and lure them out of my room, but I can't be bothered.
1 minute later:
I wonder when I can phone the Ace Gang to see if they have any news on the Italian Stallion and why he has got the hump with me. Is it too early to phone? Maybe I'll just sneak out and go see my bestie Jas. Not that I need to. I can hear snoring like a water buffalo. And that's just the cats! Even in my depresnosity, I am still le genius.
10 minutes later:
I carefully got out of bed and amazingly didn't get attacked for it. Right. Just basic make-up on (eye liner, mascara, foundation, lippy, lip gloss) and fluffy fluff hair so I don't have the electrocuted hedgehog look. I'm ready to go
1 minute later:
Bloody Nora! I was just about to sneak out the door when the phone rang which of course was followed by, "Georgia, get the bloody phone! It's bound to be one of your mates wanting to run up the phone bill," from my dearest Vati.
"Hello?"
"Georgia, is that you?"
How freaky deaky! It was Jas. Does she have the Mystic Meg about her and know that I was just on my way over to see her?
"Jas. Are you turning into Mystic Meg? I was just on my way over to see you."
"Not now Georgia. I'm calling to see if you have spoken to Masimo yet."
"Non. I think it is time to call for a meeting of the Ace Gang."
"No, Georgia. I'm supposed to go on a ramble with Tom in an hour and I've got to get ready."
"You can't go ramble with Hunky because were meeting in the park in 30 minutes. Pip pip. See you there!"
And I slammed down the phone
11:15 a.m.
In the park
The Ace Gang area all crowded around me watching me eat my cheesy wotsits (well RoRo's actually) like a bunch of fools, which they are. Oh God. RoRo has just fished out a new extra long beard and is now stroking it. Where does she get these things? Actually never mind. I don't want to know. I fear a bit of the Swedish inquisition about her.
"So, tell us Georgia…" Rosie said while sucking on her pipe.
"…why did you run off like a fool after Masimo left?"
"Well…I…"
Great. I had turned into Ellen.
"Tell us what happened, Gee. You are amongst your besties, the Ace Gang."
"Ok. To sum it up quickly, I did the twist with Dave and then Masimo came over all moody. Dave was saying stuff about Masimo being flash and then challenged him to fisticuffs. So we all went outside and I had to stop them so I screamed, "STOP! In the name of pants," which made Dave laugh like a loon, which he is, but I think Masimo though that Dave was laughing at him so he left and then I ran off as fast as I could, but ended up landing in a bush. I managed to get back home before I saw any of the other lads or…"
Oh great. I felt a blub-a-thon coming on.
"Oh Gee," Jas sighed and gave me a little bit of a hug. Actually they all did, even though I wished Rosie wouldn't have joined in. She almost broke my ribs.
"What...do you think…you should…erm…do?" Ellen finally got out after 10 years.
"I don't know. I mean I really like Masimo, he is a Luuuuurve God after all. I don't know why he walked off though. All I did was the twist with Dave the Laugh."
"He left because your big red bottom is back. You were practically flirting with Dave," Jas said.
Thanks Jas. So much for being my so called bestie. I would've hit her, but then she would have the hump.
Then Jas said, "We all know you luuuuurve Dave the Laugh. That's why you're always cheating on everyone with him. And why he cheated on Rachael and Emma with you."
Thanks for putting that out there for the whole world to hear, Radio Jas. I don't love Dave. Do I? He is very groovy looking and quite a laugh….
As I went off into the loon land that is my brain, I heard someone behind me