So I was hyper and decided randomly to write this. Enjoy.
Disclaimer, Not mine.
Me: Draco I'm so nervous.
Draco: Go on Sis.
Me: okay (sits on stool hat on head)
Sorting hat: You can be destined for a brilliant job, SLYTHERIN!
Me: Whooo suck on that bitches I'm a Slytherin with destiny whoo hehe (lights hat on fire for fun, then sings) I'm an evil Slytherin, I'm an evil Slytherin, I'm an evil Slytherin hehe. Blaise, Draco I'm Slytherin.
Draco: I knew you would, you are a true Malfoy.
Me: Draco would you have loved me if I didn't get into Slytherin or even Ravenclaw?
Draco: You are my sister I'm glad you're with me but you are my little sister no matter where we are or what happens.
Blaise: Congrats my sneaky little love bundle.
Me: I'm sly enough to be in Slytherin… Oi Parkinson hands off my brother.