Er, hello everyone X3 I'm Noah and this is my first FMA fanfic...well drabble thing. I'll post all my FMA drabbles here, most will be RoyEd since I love that pairing, but some (like this first one here) won't have any pairings. Most of them will be humor. All of these come from dreams I have XXD Anyway, enjoi!!!

Drabble 1: Can I ask you a question, brother?

Edward Elric, now having regained his limbs, sat comfortably on the couch in his apartment, flipping through a hard cover book he checked out from the local library the other day. The younger Elric, also having regained his body, was currently at the library doing some…er…'research' (Edward didn't know what research Alphonse was doing, and he didn't want to know at the moment). As he turned the page, Edward heard the front door open and close as Alphonse walked in. Edward turned and looked at his younger brother, who had a very confused look on his face.

"What's the matter Al?"

Alphonse looked at his brother and smiled a bit. "Er…well I…can I ask you a question, brother?"

"Yea sure." Edward replied, placing a bookmark in between the pages before closing his book and facing his brother.

"Umm…" Alphonse dug his toe into the carpet as he spoke. "Well, while I was at the library, I overheard some men talking." He paused for a bit. "Er, and they were talking about... 'masturbation'." He finished looking down at Edward.

Edward currently had these thoughts running through his mind 'Please…please don't ask…please, please, please…' Edward gulped, suddenly aware of a lump in his throat. "Y-yea…and?"

"So…what does 'masturbation' mean?" Alphonse asked, an innocent smile spread across his face.

Edward could feel his face drop and his eye begin to twitch. How the hell was he supposed to tell his younger brother what 'masturbation' meant. Edward knew what it meant (not that he did that, of course), but he couldn't tell Al what it meant. 'I need to think of a way to tell him, without actually…telling him…but how?' Edward tapped his chin, trying to come up with something. "It's…it's something you do when you're old and lonely." Yea, that should work. But of course, Al was naïve and just stared at Ed, a huge question mark above his head (not literally). Ed sighed. 'Damn.' Now he had to think of something else to say. Edward smiled and then smirked when the light bulb turned on inside his head. He knew the perfect thing to say to Al. "Roy Mustang does it." He leaned back into the couch, the smirk still on his face. Al was sure to understand what 'masturbation' was now, Roy Mustang was the biggest womanizer in Central, of course he did that.

Alphonse thought about this for a moment. Then his eyes brightened and he looked over at his brother, who was still smirking. Edward saw this look and knew that Al understood what he meant. Who wouldn't? Of course, he thought Al new what he meant, until Al said, "Sign papers?"

The older Elric felt his face drop, again, and he stared at his younger brother in disbelief. "W-What?"

"So if I went and wrote some notes down on a piece of paper, I'd be 'masturbating'?"

Edward jumped to his feet and grabbed Al's shoulders roughly, causing the younger Elric to gasp lightly. He looked at his brother as Ed screamed, "NO!"

'Kay that was my first drabble. I hope you enjoyed it. R&R please
Noah