Wag

AN: I own nothing in this story. Please R&R.

Tifa Lockhart was bored. Her boyfriend was currently out shopping and she had declined to go with him. She was regretting that now as anything would be better than just sitting on the couch. Tifa was about to scream to the heavens about her boredom when she spied some odd colored Materia on the coffee table.

"Should I…?" Tifa wondered but her curiosity got the better of her and she absorbed the Materia into herself. "I wonder how you activate it..." But as soon as the Materia was in her body she felt light headed and passed out.

When she was able to open her eyes again, she found herself covered by some kind of leathery material. She tried to shove it out of the way with her arms but found that she couldn't even see where her arms were thanks to the lack of light. Finally she spied a beam of light at the end of the darkness and walked into it.

Everything appeared black and white to her eyes. Had she cast some kind of disease inflicting spell on herself? Luckily she had a mirror in the living room of her apartment and walked up to it, not noticing how big everything looked.

In front of her mirror, instead of Tifa's normal reflection a tiny black puppy with floppy ears stared out from the mirror. Tifa moved. The puppy in the mirror moved exactly like she did. Tifa tried to talk but all that came from her mouth was a series of barks. Looking behind her she saw her clothes in a pile on the floor and she realized that's what she had been trapped in earlier. Suddenly she saw something out of the corner of her eye. What was it? Running around in circles she finally realized what it was: her tail. She had to catch it! Just then she heard someone approaching the doorway.

Reno opened the doorway, his arms heavy with all the groceries he was carrying but he had his usual cocky smile on his face as he entered the apartment he now shared with his girlfriend.

"Tifa, I'm home!" Instantly he noticed two things: 1. Tifa's clothes were lying in a pile by the couch. 2. The materia he had been asked to keep safe was gone. Suddenly he heard a bark and his eyes turned downward. All thoughts of the missing materia flew from his head. A tiny black puppy was looking at him, its eyes big and black and it's big ears flopping every which way. He could only respond in one way.

"How cute!!!" He exclaimed. Quickly setting his groceries down the Turk picked up the puppy and hugged it close to him. "Oh you are the cutest little doggy! Tifa will just love you little guy! Now what should we call you…I know we'll call you Candy because you look so cute I could just eat you up."

Tifa wanted to die from embarrassment. Her boyfriend had now called her the most idiotic name she had ever heard anyone call a dog. Unfortunately she couldn't do anything held in Reno's arms and she wiggled around a bit, signaling her displeasure at being held.

"You want down Candy? Alright, let's go down." He then placed Tifa on the floor and she instantly ran to her clothes and started rolling around in them, looking back up at Reno and then at her clothes, trying to make him understand.

"You know where Tifa is?" She barked and nodded her little head. "Did she buy you as a surprise for me? I bet she did because you know what Candy, she's the best woman in the world." If Tifa could she would have blushed but then she felt a new urge come upon her, she was hungry. As if Reno could read her mind, he smiled down at her. "Hey I bet you're hungry. I don't have any dog food with me but let me see what I can get for you."

Tifa looked down at the bowl of ice cream and the bowl of water Reno had set before her. Obviously Reno didn't know anything about nutrition for dogs. But she lapped at both and soon had drunk half the water and eaten most of the ice cream. She plopped down then and there and gave out a satisfied bark.

"Full already Candy? Well that's okay; let's go take a nap, hmm?" He then picked up Tifa and brought her to the bedroom. Setting her gently on the bed, Reno then saw some red ribbon. He smiled deviously to himself. He wasn't an idiot and had known that the puppy was indeed Tifa and he also knew that the spell from the Materia would wear off soon and he wanted to have a little fun. Taking the ribbon in his hand he gently went to work, tying some ribbons and bows in his girlfriend's fur.

Tifa wearily opened her eyes. Everything was in color and things didn't look so big. She was back to normal and got up out of bed. It was then that she noticed her state of dress or rather her lack of it. She felt something stir behind her and saw Reno with his usual cocky smile on his face, throwing the Materia that had caused her transformation up into the air and catching it again.

"Hey Tifa or should I call you Candy?" Tifa blushed furiously and whacked him over the head with a pillow.

"You knew?! And you didn't try to change me back?" Tifa yelled in anger. Reno grabbed her wrists and pulled her towards him.

"Teef, I couldn't cast a reversal spell for this Materia because one doesn't exist. Luckily for you the spell ends after a certain amount of time."

"How do you know all that?" At her question Reno grinned.

"When Tseng first gave it to me to study I was in a bind but then I just decided to test it on Elena. Needless to say Tseng wasn't happy. So I took it home."

"That was stupid of you." Tifa said.

"Not as stupid as testing an unknown Materia on yourself." Reno commented.

"Whatever now can we put this whole ordeal behind us?" Tifa said, running her hand through her hair. Just then she felt the ribbons and bows Reno had tied into her sable locks. "I'm going to get you back for this Re, just you wait." Tifa promised. She then felt pretty hot and her tongue hung out of her mouth. The barmaid then panted a little bit and Reno raised an eyebrow.

"Looks like there are some side effects." Reno said. Tifa's face blushed and she quickly got her tongue back in her mouth.

"Just great…why do these things happen to me?" Tifa said. Reno hugged her tightly and whispered in her ear.

"I don't know Tifa but I do know one thing."

"And what's that?" Tifa whispered back.

"I love you and I'll never stop." Tifa smiled at him and licked him on the cheek. Reno stared at her.

"I can't help it!" Tifa said, her face blushing. Just then she had an urge strike her. "Hey Re…" Tifa said, pouting at her lover.

"Yeah?" Reno said. Tifa then rolled on her back.

"Could you rub my belly?" At that Reno started laughing but laid his hand on her bare stomach, rubbing it. Tifa's left leg started moving up and down really fast and she sighed in pleasure. "Thanks Reno that really hits the spot."

"I just hope you're back to normal before the ninja brat and the vampire come over for dinner." Any further comments Reno might have were silenced as Tifa pounced on him and started licking his face. Despite all the insane turns he found his life taking, as long as Tifa loved him he could handle anything. He smiled at his girlfriend who hadn't ceased in her licks.

"Okay, okay calm down girl. You'll get saliva in my hair."

"I can't help it Reno!" Tifa said her voice almost a growl.

"You can't huh?" He then smirked at her and Tifa didn't like that look in his eyes. Reno then faked throwing the Materia off to the side. Tifa instantly leapt off the bed and looked around for it.

"Where did it go?" She turned around in a circle and then saw the Materia still held in her lover's hands. "Reno don't mess around with me or I'll bite you."

"Alright I won't do anything else." Tifa then jumped up on the bed and lay down beside him. She yawned very much like a dog and put her head on his stomach. Her butt also shook back and forth as if she still had a tail and Reno had to use all of his will power to not laugh out loud. Tifa then rubbed her nose in Reno's hand and Reno stroked her hair. Tifa sighed in pleasure, her breathing soon turning into loud whines and snores. Sometimes life could be ruff, Reno thought, chuckling to himself.