My first fanfic! *parties* Warning: not that great. But still... READ!

~Alex

I was shooting a scene for episode #98 of Mackenzie Falls when I recieved the news.

"In the night, I hear 'em talk the coldest story ever told. Somewhere far along his road he lost his soul to a woman so heartless..." It was Sonny's ringtone, which happened to ruin a dramatic moment Portlyn and I were playing.

I groaned. As much as I hated it, it was too late to ignore the call, since Chris - our director - already yelled "CUT!"

"What do you want, Munroe?" I demanded in a harsh tone, answering the phone. "You always call at the wrong times."

"Cooper, it's not Sonny - it's Tawni." The person on the other line told me.

"That's even worse!" I screamed into my cellular.

"I'm going to ignore that as I tell you something far more important," I could already tell she was peeved.

"What's more important than Mackenzie Falls?" I asked, annoyed.

"Sonny." Was all she said.

"Sonny? How is she important?" I emphasized on the "she".

"Because," Tawni began. I think I even heard her begin to cry. "Sonny Munroe is d-dead." She started to sob even more when she said the word "dead"

"What? How? It can't be! Sonny's only sixteen!" Sonny's face suddenly appeared in my mind. All of these good memories I had with her were rushing through my head, even the pointless bickering.

"S-She was on her way home from a date -" Tawni was still crying, but I interrupted her.

"A date? With who?" God, I sounded like a stalker.

Tawni stopped crying for a moment. "Why do you care?"

"Because I can." I was mad at myslef for coming up with the lamest comebacks.

"Z-Zac was driving her home around midnight last night, and out of nowhere, a drunk driver crashed into them at an i-intersection." Tawni wailed.

"Efron? She was on a date with Efron? God, I hate him SO much." I sounded like an idiot.

"CHAD DYLAN COOPER! YOU'RE MISSING THE BIG PICTURE!" She yelled at me. "ALLISON MUNROE IS DEAD AND YOU DON'T CARE THE SLIGHTEST BIT!"

I felt stupid. "Oh. Umm...sorry?"

"She's having a funeral on Saturday. I'll text you the address." Tawni told me. "If you want to come." And she immediately hung up.

I sat down in my dressing room hoping this was just a bad nightmare. Sonny Munroe couldn't be dead. She just couldn't. I thought of all the things I was going to miss about her - her bubbly personality, the way she blushes when I'm around, her stupid cuteness -

I felt my cell phone vibrate. I got the text from Tawni.

"Agape Funeral Home

4250 S Central Ave

Los Angeles, California 90011"

"Attention: Mackenzie Falls cast," Chris boomed over the intercom. "Report to set ASAP."

I sighed and headed back toward the set.

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Meanwhile, at the So Random! prop house, Ashton Kutcher arrives.

"ASHTON!" Tawni yelled. "It's so good to see you! I'm guessing you got my text?"

"Mmhmm." He replied. "And I love your plan. I'll be ready at the funeral."

"Good." Tawni smiled. "The look on Chad's face is gonna be priceless." She laughed.

See? Told ya! Not that great. And it was short. So yeah...

And where did Ashton Kutcher come from? xD

Review! And give me the cold, hard, honest truth, no matter how horrible it may be.

Thanks!

~Alex