A/N: Well hi! So I haven't been on here in what feels like forever. I've lost all inspiration for my Harry/Ginny fanfic, but that doesn't mean it's done for good. There could be a time in the future where I find the gusto to continue it, but for now, I just don't see that happening. My obsession has kind of switched, obviously. And that doesn't mean I've stopped writing. It's just about a new fandom. Right now, I'm mostly writing Alexbelle which can be found on my tumblr (listed on my page). Moving on. I know there are a lot of crackfics like this out there, but I just couldn't help myself. Sorry if this is a little awkward or weird to you; I enjoy writing humor. This is a story where you have to use your imagination. So please do so. :) I hope you all like it!

Catnip has entered the chat room.

Catnip typed: Hello? Is anyone on here?

Awkward silence.

Catnip typed: Guess not…

BreadBoy has entered the chat room.

BreadBoy typed: Hello? Anyone here?

Catnip typed: Yeah I am.

BreadBoy typed: Asklfd;l

Catnip typed: Are you okay?

BreadBoy typed: Yeah sorry. I just… I'm fine.

Catnip typed: Okay…

Snares-n-Strawberries has entered the chat room.

Snares-n-Strawberries typed: Hey Catnip!

Catnip typed: Hey Gale. What's up?

Snares-n-Strawberries typed: Nothing much. Want to go hunting later?

Catnip typed: Sure, I bet I can sneak out.

BreadBoy typed: …

Snares-n-Strawberries typed: Who are you?

BreadBoy typed: Peeta. We go to the same school…

Snares-n-Strawberries typed: Oh yeah, that's right. You work at the bakery right?

BreadBoy typed: Yeah… so… are you guys together or something?

Catnip typed: No, we're just friends. Why?

BreadBoy typed: No reason.

Snares-n-Strawberries typed: Okay… well I have to go. See you later, right Katniss?

Catnip typed: Yeah, see ya :)

Snares-n-Strawberries has logged off.

Marvelous has logged on.

BreadBoy typed: Oh great…

Marvelous typed: What's that supposed to mean bread boy?

BreadBoy typed: Nothing at all.

Catnip typed: Nice username. -_-

Marvelous typed: Was that sarcasm?

Catnip typed: No… not at all…

Marvelous typed: Good. :)

BreadBoy typed: Woowww!

Marvelous typed: What?

BreadBoy typed: Nothing at all.

GlimGlam and KnifeSnuggler have logged on.

Marvelous typed: Glimmer hi! :)

GlimGlam typed: Oh… hi Marvel.

KnifeSnuggler typed: Not even gonna bother saying hi to me Marvel?

Marvelous typed: Sorry. :/ Hi Clove…

KnifeSnuggler typed: Whatever. Who are BreadBoy and Catnip?

Catnip typed: I'm Katniss.

BreadBoy typed: And I'm Peeta. We go to the same school…

GlimGlam typed: We do?

Catnip typed: Yes….

GlimGlam typed: Huh, I've never heard of you guys.

Marvelous typed: Hi Glimmer!

KnifeSnuggler typed: Marvel you already said hi, you idiot.

Marvelous typed: Shut up Clove! :(

KnifeSnuggler typed: I will when you do.

SexyAndYouKnowIt has logged on.

Marvelous typed: Who the hell are you?

SexyAndYouKnowIt typed: It's me, Cato…

KnifeSnuggler typed: Wow. Nice username.

SexyAndYouKnowIt typed: Was that sarcasm, babe?

KnifeSnuggler typed: Don't call me babe!

SexyAndYouKnowIt typed: Okay whatever you say babe. ;)

KnifeSnuggler typed: You're so lucky I'm not there right now. Very lucky.

Marvelous typed: Can you two take your fighting somewhere else please?

GlimGlam typed: Hi Cato! :D

KnifeSnuggler typed: A little slow, aren't we Glimmer?

Marvelous typed: Leave Glimmer alone!

KnifeSnuggler typed: I will when you do.

Marvelous typed: Will you stop saying that?!

KnifeSnuggler typed: I will when you do.

Marvelous typed: UGHH!

SexyAndYouKnowIt typed: Marvel, calm your pants.

Marvelous typed: You know what? I'm out!

GlimGlam typed: Out where?

Marvelous typed: I mean I'm getting offline.

KnifeSnuggler typed: Oh thank god!

Marvelous typed: Yeah you're lucky this time Clove, but I'll be back!

Marvelous has logged off.

SexyAndYouKnowIt typed: Phew! I thought he'd never leave.

KnifeSnuggler typed: Tell me about it…

GlimGlam typed: Cato, I love your username. 3

SexyAndYouKnowIt typed: Thanks Glim. Glad someone does. ;)

GlimGlam typed: ;)

KnifeSnuggler typed: Don't make me vomit.

SexyAndYouKnowIt typed: Well someone's a little jealous.

KnifeSnuggler typed: Of what? There's nothing to be jealous of!

SexyAndYouKnowIt typed: Oh please. Don't act like you don't love me.

KnifeSnuggler typed: It's not acting!

SexyAndYouKnowIt typed: Calm down, babe. You're so tense.

GlimGlam typed: Why are you calling her babe?

KnifeSnuggler typed: Relax Glimmer. He calls everyone babe, even guys sometimes.

SexyAndYouKnowIt typed: Yeah, but you like it. ;)

KnifeSnuggler typed: WILL YOU STOP ALREADY? I. DON'T. LOVE. YOU. OKAY?

BreadBoy typed: Whoa I'm outta here…

Catnip typed: Same.

BreadBoy and Catnip have logged off.

GlimGlam typed: Who were they?

KnifeSnuggler typed: You've got to be kidding me.

Well that's all for this chapter! I really hope you all liked it. I know it's slightly awkward and different, but that's just me. If you have any (friendly) suggestions about the characters, the plot, or anything you want to see happen, don't hesitate to message me or leave it in your review! So there really wasn't a lot of thought put in to this. It's just for a good laugh. I'll probably be writing a real story sometime soon. And with that, I bid you goodbye. Reviews are appreciated!