Joey absently wondered where Yugi, Yami, Jaden, Yusei, and Yuma had gone. For crying out loud, the performance was about to start!

The curtain drew back and Joey suddenly understood why those five had been acting so secretive lately. Onstage, there were four colored screens. Projected onto each from behind was a silhouette- or rather, in the case of the first, two nearly identical silhouettes.

He looked around and, in the audience, saw, besides himself, Serenity, Tea, Tristan, Duke, Rebecca, Mai, Ryou, Bakura, Kaiba, Mokuba, Syrus, Alexis, Bastion, Atticus, Zane, Aster, Hassleberry, Chazz, Jesse, Jim, Axel, Adrian, Jack, Crow, Akiza, Luna, Leo, Bruno, Kalin, Tori, Bronk, Cathy, Caswell, Flip, Shark, Kite, Hart, and Rio.

The murmerings died down as the music started.

Yugi: Wake up in the morning,

Start a whole new journey.

Yami: Yeah bring it on!

It's time to duel!

Get ready for the tourney

Jaden: It's time to get your game on

Yusei: So rev up your deck!

Yuma: 'Cause I'm feelin' the flow

All [step out from behind screens]: Yeah this duelist is set!

We're gonna go

Take down all our foes (foes)

Jaden: Duel 'til we're comatose (tose)

Someone in the audience said, "That's happened WAY too many times."

Yuma: Can't help it if my deck

just owns (owns)

Yusei: You know,

That Kaiba kid's kinda creepy

Yami: He's doing this just to duel me [shakes head exasperatedly, puts head in hand]

Jaden&Yuma: Maybe he's a little bit

CRAZYYYYYYYY?

Kaiba twitched, a murderous scowl on his face, but he didn't do anything since he knew Mokuba was enjoying this.

All: Let's duel, 'cause I rule

With my duel disk as my tool

That's right, wanna fight?

'Cause my deck is outta sight

Yo, dude!

It's your move!

'Cause I got nothing to prove, no

oh, oh, woah-oh!

oh, oh, woah-oh!

At this point, even Kaiba had to admit it was pretty good.

Jaden: They all say I'm a slacker

'Cause I'm in Slifer Red

But the truth is,

They're all just jealous

That I'm getting ahead

Yusei: I've got my D-Wheel revving up

Let's take this duel to the streets

I'll synchro summon

Starust Dragon

Prepare to face defeat!

Yuma: Pop flyin' now

Startin' to be the real deal

You're never gonna

Trounce our Ze(X)al

My Numbers gonna

Make your mind reel!

Yugi: And well keep going

'Til our hearts give out (out)

Yami: No you'll never get us down (down)

Yugi: Never get us down (down)

Yami: Never get us down... [he and Yugi step back, fistbump]

All: Let's duel, 'cause I rule

With my duel disk as my tool

That's right, wanna fight?

'Cause my deck is outta sight

Yo, dude!

It's your move!

'Cause I got nothing to prove, no

oh, oh, woah-oh!

oh, oh, woah-oh! [all have back to audience]

Yugi [turns around]: Let's start the duel

And I'll show you

Me and my crew

Yeah, we got this

Jaden [turns around]: I'll keep my cool

And blow right through

I'm right on cue

Yeah, I got this

Yusei [turns around]: Don't break the rules

Or I'll show you

I'm no one's fool

Yeah, I've got this

Yuma [turns around]: Kattobingu

It's time to duel

It's time to duel [all raise hands to Duel Disks]

Yami [turns around and walks forward]: Now, the tourney don't start

'Til I sign in

All: Let's duel, 'cause I rule

With my duel disk as my tool

That's right, wanna fight?

'Cause my deck is outta sight

Yo, dude!

It's your move!

'Cause I got nothing to prove, no

oh, oh, woah-oh!

oh, oh, woah-oh!

As the music ended, the five stepped forward and flipped up stands with each of their signature cards on them. In a burst of Shadow Magic, a Dark Magician formed in front of Yugi and Yami, Elemental Hero Neos for Jaden, Stardust Dragon for Yusei, and Utopia for Yuma.

Needless to say, their friends loved it.

AN: Now you all need to go and watch the real thing (take out the spaces):

www. youtube watch?v =XVggflEarII

Lyrics by Ko, Slifertheskydragon, Malinda-chan, + Kairu

Vocals by EX-shadow (Yami, Yusei, Yuma), LittleKuriboh (Yuugi), + Shadyvox (Judai/Jaden)

Final Audio Mixing by ShadyVox

Choreography in the skit by Ko, AmericanHybrid, Kairu, Aoitsukihime, + Malinda-chan

Cast list for the skit:

find them on Deviantart

Ko (Yugi)

Rosenitemare (Yami)

Aoitsukihime (Jaden)

Malinda-chan (Yusei)

Slifertheskydragon (Yuma)