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"Hej! It's the great Dane of Northern Europe speaking," Demark spoke into the phone.

"Glad to hear you took out 'awesome' out of you name, because that's my word!" Prussia snickered through the phone

"Hey Prussia, what's up?" Denmark said not to surprised it was Prussia, he is always is the one to call

"Nothing really that stupid prissy Austria got Hungary to hit me with her frying pan...damn those hurt AND ALL I DID WAS POKE HIM! I'm too awesome to feel that way" Prussia yelled pretty annoyed

"-laughs- Prussia you got beat up by Hungary?" Denmark yelled spitting out his coffee

"IM TOO AWESOME TO BE BEAT UP BY HER, it was just a surprise attack SHE CAUGHT THE AWESOME ME OFF GAURD!" Prussia lies pouting like a child as if Denmark could see him.

"Lies Prussia lies, so what did you want?" Denmark jokes

"Nothing really just wondering if you want to go drinking with the awesome me," Prussia offered

"Sure, why not" Denmark simply replied

*・゜゚・*:....:*'Time skip'*:.. ..:*・゜゚・*

"Hey Den!" Prussia says while High-Fiving Denmark

"Sup, Prussia!" A grinning Dane said

*:.. O after a few drinks O..:*

"Damnit I-Hic-Hate That Damn -hic- prissy Austria" a very drunk Prussian said

"Hey I think I - hic- see him right there," And yes a very drunk Dane said pointing to some random lamp right near them.

"You -hic- idiot that's not the prissy it's. It's that creep -hic-RUSSIA!" Prussia said while cowering behind Denmark.

"No -hic- it isn't it's that guy uh what's his face can-can or wait is it Canafa?" Denmark tries to guess what the nations name.

"MY BIRDIE no -hic- way he is much cuter than that!" admitting that he thinks he is cute

"HAHA you like your -hic- 'birdie' wow you like him!" Denmark laughs

"N-No! Haha t-that ridiculous -hic-," Prussia stuttered

"-hic- Ssssssuuuuuuuurrrrrrre,"

"Hey wait I think your right -hic- THAT IS THAT STPID PRISSY AUSTRIA" Prussia says and lunges toward to lamp, tackling it to the floor

"HEY, OWW AUSTRIA BIT MEE! THE AWESOME ME" Prussia whinnied like a baby

"HOW CAN AUSTRIA BITE YOU!" Denmark is surprised Austria could even bite

"YOU COME HERE THEN!" Prussia calls Denmark to join trying to kill 'Austria'

"FINE!" Denmark lunges at the lamp

"DAMIT OWW HE BIT ME TOO!" Denmark says when 'Austria' didn't bite him just the shards of the lamp puncturing them both.

"DENMARK you IDOIT come on you got to go HOME" a voice that sounded like Norway came from the door

"Norgie you came for me-hic-!" Denmark hugs Norway by the waist

"GET THE FUCK OFF ME!" Norway says pushing Denmark off and takes him to his car.

"-Ahem- Prussia you have to go and I see you won't be able to drive home come on let's get into the car," Austria (the real one) said pushing back his hair

"YOU CAME FOR ME THE AWESOME ME!" Prussia hugs Austria

"Yes Prussia I did now let's go!" prying off Prussia and taking him out to the car.

"Hey why did you bite me Austria?" Prussia asked

"Bite you that absurd!" Austria spat

"I knew that it was Russia!" Prussia mumbled

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