CH. 1

Deidara woke to the smell of breakfast cooking downstairs. He inhaled thesmell and felt instantly sick. He tried to sleep it off but his churning stomach wouldn't let him. He ran to the nearest bathroom and heaved up his dinner from

last night. When he was done he rinsed his mouth out and made his way down thestairs and to the kitchen.

"Holy Jashin, Deidara! You look like shit!" Hidan exclaimed. Hidan was did look terrible. He had dark circles under his eyes and he was paler than usual. Everyone knew about Deidara getting sick every morning and was woried. But no one was as worried as Itachi.

Speaking of whitch, Itachi came into the kitchen and noticed his loverlooking rather ill. He rushed over to the blonde, lifting and placing him in his lap like a grown up would do a child

"I heard you getting sick again. Is everything alright?" Deidara nodded slugishly, lying his head on the Uchiha's shouder.

Tobi cheerful as ever strolled over to his sempai with an omlet and placed it on the table in front of the blonde. "Tobi made sempai breakfast because Tobi's a good boy!" The masked man said seeming to be proud of his work. Deidara looked at his partner then at the half burnt omlet and dry heaved as he felt another wave of nausea hit him. He then tightened his grip on Itachi's arm trying his best not to throw up. But failed miseribly. Everyone who was eating pushed their plates away and left the kitchen, leaving Itachi, Deidara, Tobi, and a frozen in place out of shock Hidan.

"Deidara isn't feeling well Tobi." Itachi stated. "But I'll make sure he eats when he's feeling better." He quickly added when he saw Tobi go teary eyed.

"Okay!" Tobi replied going back to his cheerful self. "I'll go get the mop!" he continued running off.

A few moments later the tension between everyone lessened to nothing. Deidara had fallen asleep in Itachi's arms. They noticed when Deidara started saying something about an evil panda after his bakudan (A/N: For those who don't know bakudan is Dei-chan's fave food! ^.^)

"Wow. First he pukes all over everything then falls back asleep. That's something..." Hidan murmured. "I'm taking him to go see Kabuto later. This has been going on for too long and Im really starting to get worried." Itachi stated getting up waking Deidara as he did. Hidan nodded and started to clear the table. Tobi came back with the mop and got right to work cleaning the puke while Itachi helped Deidara out of the kitchen and upstairs.

Once they were back in their room, Itachi put Deidara on the bed and went to the bathroom to take a shower and get ready for the day. When he came back, Deidara was sprawled out on the bed fast asleep again. Itachi watches his lover sleep for a few moments before exiting the room. He went back downstairs to tell Sasori to contact his subordnate to examine Deidara. Sasori, who was still having trouble trusting Itachi, decided to do so. But only for his partner's health.

Later that day, Kabuto arrived. Sasori escorted his subordnate to the living area of the base where everyone else were. The silver haired male was greeted with glares from the other Akatsuki. Kabuto tried his best not to say anything he might regret as he looked around the area. Then Deidara caught his eye. The blonde was curled up in Itachi's lap. 'That's the one Orochimaru-sama was trying to get children out of...' Kabuto thought. He wasn't looking to great either. His face was paler than he rembered. Hes was also covered in a light sweat. He looked as if he was going to hurl at any moment too. Just by his observations, Kabuto could conclude that Deidara was going through the first phases of pregnancy. But just to double check, he would do the examination.

"Well are you just gonna stand there or are you gonna help our teammate?" Kisame sneered. Itachi casted a sideways glance over at his partner, which meant 'shut the hell up' in their special body language code. Kabuto walked over to the blonde and knelt down to his level.

"So what are the symptoms?" he asked placing a hand on Deidara's forehead. "He's been throwing up alot and feeling very tired lately." Itachi replied looking down at his lover. Deidara squirmed under Kabuto's touch and groaned loudly in irritation. But in his weakened state, the groan came out sounding like a moan getting Itachi hard. 'Damnit Deidara!' Itachi screamed in his head. Kabuto took his hand down realizing that the blonde was feeling a little unconfortable.

"Well he doesn't have a fever. But I'm just gonna run some tests just to see what could really be wrong." Kabuto said pushing up his glasses. Itachi nodded. And so with that, the tests began.

About an hour later Kabuto was finished. And as it turns out Deidara was indeed with child!

"So what seems to be the problem?" Itachi and Sasori asked in unison. Kabuto was struggling to find words to say to tell them that their teammate was pregnant. "Um...You see your teammate is..." he stammered. "Spill it all fucking ready glasses!" Hidan yelled. "This is hard to say but..." Kabuto continued to stammer. "Deidara's pregnant!" Konan exclaimed running out of the testing room. "I'M GONNA BE A GOD MOTHER!" she screamed running down the hall.

There were a lot of shocked faces before everyone shouted, "WHAT!"

A/N: Well there's chapter 1! Sorry for the long wait guys finals are next week and I have been studying my ass off.

I'll try to update sometime before the week is up. No later than Saturday hopefully.

Well see you next chapter! ! ^^