Luna's Adventures as a Fangirl; Pudding and love.
[Luna enters Hogwarts after a summer of reading Shounen-Ai. Creating a club full of Yaoi fangirls, she dives into the depths of the private lives of the boys in Hogwarts. HPDM, FWGW, RWSF. Purely Innocent Shounen-Ai, no slash... maybe.
[[It actually takes place in year six, because of Malfoy's scene in the bathroom, but I crossed it with book five. (Notice how the twins are still in school?) Ok, so heres the low-down for those who are confused. All of the ages and grades are the same as book five, which means the main characters are in year five, and Luna is in year four...Kay, now I'm confused. But the happenings in the story are the same as year six, which means most, but not all, of the scenes from the book that I re-made are there. After the Prelude, it is in Luna's Pov. NO SEVENTH BOOK SPOILERS.
"Area secure," Luna 'Loony' Lovegood whispered almost inaudibly. She waved to her friends, two second year girls and one third year, signaling that the coast was clear.
"Um, Luna? Are you sure…" One of the youngest girls asked uncertainly.
"Yes, yes, I am certain that those boys were last seen here… last night…" Luna giggled in a girly way. Her actual favorite hobby; boy stalking. She was a normal, if not slightly strange, witch during the day, but at night… she was a boy-hunting machine. The moonlight glistened in her hair as she sprinted about, waiting and hiding.
Another one of the second -years shifted in her place uncomfortably. "Come on, Luna, its late, we have classes tomorrow…"
Luna whipped around to glare at the small witch. "Amy, you know very well that once I start a mission, I intend to complete it. If anyone else agrees with her, you may return to your rooms. But, alas, it will be your losses."
Slowly, but surely, the girls all agreed to go back. "Sorry, Luna, tonight isn't a good night, what with Sherrie's Divination classes beginning tomorrow," Amy, the small second year said, pointing to the third-year.
Quite unexpectedly, Luna waved to them cheerfully. "I'll be sure to get pictures!" She chirped as she held up her small purple camera.
Hearing a rustling noise, Luna ducked down, watching from her place of safety, her friends finally disappearing from her sight. Two boys were walking to the spot where Luna and her friends had previously been hiding.
"…And no one can see us here." One of the boys said confidently. However, he looked a bit embarrassed, with his face a tad pink and all.
"Oh, I don't know, Sempai…" The smaller boy said. Luna recognized him. He was a fourth-year, like her, from her house, Ravenclaw. She did not recognize the older boy; however, she knew his house from the Hufflepuff emblem embedded on his cloak.
Although the older boy was only a pink piglet color, the younger boy was flushed a full red. Luna diverted her attention to her camera to turn it on and such things, still listening to the boys' conversation.
"I told you not to call me Sempai, Devon. I'm not your upperclassman; I'm your… well, your friend, to start." The older boy looked at him sternly.
Devon looked up at the fifth-year tearfully. "But… ah…" He stumbled over his words as the older boy hugged him. "Justin-Sempai… I don't want to get you in trouble."
Justin shook his head, still caressing Devon. "I don't care."
Meanwhile, Luna was still in the bushes, taking pictures and soaking in this beautiful moment. She was mumbling some inaudible words like "Phwee," and "So Kawaii!" as she snapped photo after photo of the forbidden couple.
By now you must be wondering, "Well, if she likes it so much, why is she taking pictures to expose them and destroy their love?" There is a simple answer. She isn't.
She belongs to a club in which the members are free to share their Shounen-Ai pictures and stories, but keeping the characters in their "studies" a secret from the public. If you are caught breaking this rule, you are stripped of your pictures, stories, drawings, writings, and other sorts of equipment, and of your 'Boy-stalking' privilege. It is a simple, but effective, method.
And so, with this information, I can now tell you all about Luna's adventures at Hogwarts, and about some of the unusual couplings she finds there.