Me: this came to me after watching the Black Lagoon episode - Vampire Twins Comen on Toonami. It scares the living shit out of me and it gives me nightmares for days. I don't own Hetalia or Black Lagoon and don't read this if you don't like cussing.
One Pissed Off Phone Call
*Japan's House*
"ZZzzzz," Japan was sleeping until his phone started to ring, "Hello, This is Honda Kiku, may I ask who's calling me so late?"
"JAPAN! This is Romania! I wanted to know why the fuck one of your animes have evil Romanian twins in it?!"
He slowly got up from the bed while still holding the phone.
"I have no control on what some of my citizens write in the animes. So, why are you so mad?"
"The Black Lagoon anime just aired this weird episode in America, and Alfred keeps on telling me strange information."
It took him a while to remember that anime.
"What are the strange things Alfred-san tell you?"
"He told me that apparently my country loves to create bloody twin child porn. So, I called him a dumbass that will believe anything that will come out of his fucked up TV."
That did the impossible, Japan actually did a small smile from the insult.
"I think I have that anime, maybe we can see that episode tomorrow?" he yawned into the phone, "sorry, but I need to go back to bed."
"Ha Ha, sorry. I didn't realize the time when I called you, see you tomorrow." *click*
He didn't even have time to put the phone away before going back to sleep.
*the next day*
Romania was currently trying to hide under the couch.
"The Fuck, The Fuck, The Fuck," was all he kept on saying after watching the episode, "That is truly some fucked up, twisted ass shit."
"I agree with you Vlad-san, that was twisted and strange, even by my country's standing."
"Out of all the countries, why was mine picked?"
"Maybe because of your dark, bloody history?"
"Maybe," he sighed, "now, there's a new thing that everyone will call me on. First, Vampires and now twisted child porn star killer manics. "
"Maybe Alfred-san will forget about it by our next meeting?"
"I hope so…. …. …. …. FFFUUUUCCCKKK! He probably won't."
"You're right, Alfred-san wouldn't forget. He will fucking piss you off every time he sees you."
A hand came out from under the couch and flipped off Japan.
Romania: That is one creepy episode.
Me: I believe it is a three parter.
*He starts to bang his head* Vlad: What caused you to write this?
Me: After watching the episode, I wondered what you would say to the abuse against your country…. And how creepy those twins are *shiver* with how they act.
Vlad: Oh.
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