Hiya everyone! Welcome to my first InuYasha fic! At least...I think it's my first one.

Inuyasha: Would you shut up already?

Back off, dog-boy! This was inspired by somethingQueensomething. It's a Truth or Dare thing.

Inuyasha: You're kidding right?

No. I own nothing!

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LinkLord: Hiya folks! Let's get out first clients in here. (looks at list)

Inuyasha

Kagome

Koga

Miroku

Keylala

LinkLord: Come on down, everyone! (the people from the list randomly pop into existance next to him)

Inuyasha: Hey, why is Keylala here?

LinkLord: I like Keylala!

Koga: And I'm here because...?

LinkLord: Shut up, I hate you, go jump off of a cliff.

Koga: Okay then.

LinkLord: To start off, I'll get a couple of my friends in here. How 'bout...Vrael and Eitak?

(a boy and a girl pop out of nowhere)

Vrael: You finally made an Inuyasha fic, huh? It's about time.

LinkLord: Shut up.

Eitak: Hey, why isn't ---- here?

LinkLord: Oh, you mean ----? I didn't put him in the fic yet because he doesn't have a nickname.

Kagome: Let's just get this over with!

LinkLord: Zip it, lover-girl! All right, if you say truth, you gotta answer a question truthfully. If you don't answer truthfully, your fate depends on who you are and how much I like you. If you get dared and you don't do the dare, you've gotta spend an entire dare session with Naraku listening to his evil ranting of doom.

Everyone: NOOOOOO!!!

LinkLord: Eitak, you have got someone in mind?

Eitak: Inuyasha, truth or dare?

Inuyasha: Truth.

Eitak: (LinkLord whispers some InuYasha facts into her ear) Is it true you're a pathetic half demon and your older brother Sesshomaru is way stronger than you?

Inuyasha: THAT'S A LIE!!!

Eitak: Durza?

LinkLord: You lied, Inuyasha. Let's see...you're the only one who gets dared next time.

Inuyasha: You like me, then, don't you?

LinkLord: Don't push your luck, kitty. Miroku, truth or dare?

Miroku: Truth.

LinkLord: Do you always flirt with girls no matter where you go INCLUDING Sango?

Vrael: ESPESCIALLY Sango?

Miroku: N..n...no. Of course not!

LinkLord: Ooh, too bad for you. TACKLE HIM! (everyone in the room tackles Miroku and pins him to the ground) Let's see...Vrael, you have an idea?

Vrael: Kagome, truth or dare?

Kagome: Dare.

Vrael: I dare you to kiss Inuyasha.

Inuyasha: I MOST CERTAINLY WILL NO-- (stops as Kagome kisses him)

Vrael: Any other ideas?

LinkLord: Yeah! Koga, truth or dare?

Koga: Truth.

LinkLord: Is it true you're madly in love with Kagome?

Koga: Yes.

LinkLord: HE TOLD THE TRUTH! IT'S AMAZING!!!

Vrael: Now what, Durza?

LinkLord: I dunno. Who hasn't gone yet?

Keylala: Mew!

LinkLord: AWWW!!! I forgot about you, you cute little bundle of fur! (hugs) Okay, truth or dare?

Keylala: Mew!

Vrael: Did you catch that?

Eitak: Nope.

LinkLord: I dare you to sit on Inuyasha's head for the entire next chapter. All right, bye-bye everyone! Submit your dares and I'll need at least two reviews before I make chapter 2. See ya!

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