The Chilli Con Carnival
Chapter 1
Timmy was watching The Crimson Chin on the TV at home when the commercials came on.
The first commercial had a skinny German man who with a thick brown moustache wearing brown shorts held up by braces and a white shirt on his body and a green German style hat with a red feather sticking out of the top, and a blonde chubby German woman with 2 platted pigtails in the side of her hair, wearing a short red skirt, brown boots, and a green corset, making her cleavage look bigger and a bit of her chubby belly exposed hanging over her skirt, in advertising Euro Beer, which was a European beer festival.
"Ya ya, Euro Beer is in Dimmsdale this weekend" the German man on the television chirped in a strong German accent. Who then took a mouthful of beer from his stein.
"So come down and try some of Europe's finest beer"
" We have beer from Germany, Belgium, Holland, England, Norway, Sweden, Scotland, Wales, Ireland, France, Italy, Spain, Russia and the rest of Europe" added the chubby German woman in a broad German accent, who then took a mouthful of beer from her Stein, then belched loudly, *UURRRPP!*
"So come on down and taste the beers of Europe" the man and women both announced in a cheerful style voice. Then a plain serious voice ended the commercial "no children or under 21's aloud, due to alcohol".
"If only I was older" sighed Timmy
Then the second commercial came on and it had a Mexican man dressed in a sombrero and a poncho with a very cheerful voice dancing with maracas with La Cucaracha playing in the background.
"Hey kids, this weekend, Mexico's Chilli Con Carnival is in Dimmsdale this weekend, and it's going to be awesome!"
"Lots of rides, traditional Mexican shows, oh and all you can eat chilli and chilli dogs!"
"So what are you waiting for? Get down to The Chilli Con Carnival this weekend and have an excellent time amigos"
"Mom, Dad, please take me to the Chilli Con Carnival this weekend" Timmy asked excitedly" who were passing through the living room at the time.
"Timmy we'd love to go, but were going to Euro Beer this weekend" Timmy's father responded
"Maybe next year", Timmy's Mom said feeling slightly sorry for him
Timmy then stormed off to his room and slammed the door. "Then Cosmo and Wanda appeared from Timmy's fishbowl. " What's up sport?" asked Wanda, putting some pity into Timmy. "
My stupid Parents won't take me to the Chilli Con Carnival this weekend" Timmy growled
"Oh gee we would love to take you and everything….but the Fairy World Carnival is on this weekend too, and only fairies are aloud to go" Cosmo replied.
"GAH THIS ISENT FAIR!" Timmy angrily moaned.
"SEE, NOW LOOK WHAT YOU'VE DONE COSMO, YOU DUNCE!" Wanda screamed at Cosmo.
"Well if he's that bothered about going, why doesn't he invite Trixie then...Hmmn?" Cosmo argued back.
Then Timmy smiled "Oh yeah, how can I forget about my own girlfriend" Timmy cheerfully responded.
So Timmy went downstairs and rung Trixie.
At Trixie's house, Trixie was watching the TV when the phone rang and Trixie answered the phone
"Hello" said Trixie as she answered the phone
"Hi Trixie" Timmy cheerfully responded
"Oh hi Timmy, what's up snookums?"
"You wanna go to the Chilli Con Carnival this Saturday?" asked Timmy
Trixie started to drool
"Sure thing, I saw the commercial earlier and it looks a lot of fun, and there's plenty of food there,"
"Great see you Saturday!" Timmy smiled happily and put down the phone
At Trixie's house, Trixie continued watching the TV when a commercial for the Chilli Con Carnival came on. But it was a commercial advertising the food there.
Saliva began to run down Trixie's chin
"Where can you find rides and all you can eat chilli and chilli dogs? at the Chilli Con Carnival of course!" the same Mexican man cheerfully exclaimed
The words all you can eat chilli echoed in Trixie's mind as her mouth acted like a waterfall full of saliva,
*GWOOOORRRRRRRRR!* Trixie's round soft stomach then started to growl
Trixie then patted her plump belly "be patient, Saturday will come" Trixie calmly whispered to her belly