I don't own Kingdom Hearts or 'Merry Frickin' Christmas'.
"School's out!" Roxas screamed as the last bell rang, signaling the last day of school for two weeks. It was Christmas break. It was time to go home.
When he got home, his mom was boxing up fruit cake to go to his grandfather's house. That meant meatloaf for Christmas day. His grandfather always served meatloaf.
After a two day trip to get to his grandfather's, Roxas thought he would kill himself out of boredom and irritation. Screaming kids greeted the white SUV and Roxas and his twin, Sora, got out. Riku, Sora's current boyfriend, had come along too.
Grandpa Saix, as Roxas was told to call his grandfather's lover, was sleeping on the coach when the trio came in. The blue-silverette was snoring loudly. Roxas' aunt, Larxene was going to shock the poor sleeping berserker with a taser.
Roxas was too preoccupied watching his aunt tase Grandpa Saix that he tripped over a train set. It was probably Vivi's. He left the madness in the living room for the kitchen. He saw an open bottle of wine and poured himself a glass.
It was going to be a merry, merry Christmas.
Axel, his favorite cousin, came up to him. "Heh, we must be on Santa's shit list this year with all that arson we did at school. Oh, I just helped with the tree and ol' Mansex wants you to put up some mistletoe. Gifts are on the way for the midgets."
'Just shoot me now god.' Roxas faked a smile. "Merry Christmas Ax." The blond went and put up some mistletoe. Marluxia, Axel's older brother, came by passing out pictures of himself in woman's underwear. Kairi, another of Axel's siblings, was trying to sing 'Have Yourself a Merry Little Christmas' but failing. She was blaming it on her acid reflex again.
Riku came up from behind Roxas and started kissing his neck. He was pulled into the bathroom and Riku started to heavily make out with the blue eyed blond. Roxas only prayed Sora didn't walk in.
A merry frickin' Christmas indeed.
A load crash was heard and both boys stopped for a minute. One of the kids might have knocked it over. Hopefully the gifts were safe and the mistletoe too. Roxas seriously wanted to kill his relatives at that moment.
Riku kissed him again. It was about time to open presents anyways, but it didn't matter to Roxas. Everything was going back to the store.
Knock Knock
"RiRi? You okay?"
It was Sora. Riku made Roxas moan by pressing on his dick lightly. "Roxi? Are you in there too? Do you guys need help?" Roxas moaned again as Riku pressed a little harder. "No Sora, we're fine." The brunette left, satisfied with the answer.
Riku and Roxas emerged from the bathroom an hour later.
This was turning out to be a good Christmas for once in Roxas' life.
End
Lol, it's finished and way out of season.