First fanfic story so cross your fingers that no one sends me to a mental hospital!

I can't think of anything to write, so…you're stuck with this stupid stuff.

My brother says that I have to say this so: I do not actually own the house of night series, I bought the books from a Borders but I didn't write them. Now that that's clarified, on with the stupidity!

I Just Wasted Your Time

Zoey

If I make it through this stuff with Nefferet and Kalona and survive the House of Night without rejecting the change I promise to…

Be nice to Step-Loser for a day

Feed a hobo

Never stalk Robert Pattinson ever again

…`Cause I love his homo sparklyness

Sing freaking Justin Beiber for a whole year

… `Cause I sing like a girl just like he does

Stop throwing coasters at people

…`Cause I love to piss them off

…And I love to throw stuff

Stop poking faces

Resist making out with my Taylor Luatner doll

Cuss at Erik F-ing Night every time I see him

Make out with Stark when he's upset

Stop calling my slutty sister a slut

Call Buffy when I see Edward in Twilight

Give my brother Erik's porn collection

Call some dude in Texas and call him a mango

Walk up to some person in Wal-Mart and poke them

Stop dropping water balloons on peoples heads

Stop telling little kids Santa isn't real

…And that short people are leprechauns

…And that they enjoy eating pants

Tell my friend that she id Gnome Lord forever

…Then say "all hail Gnome Lord!" in Target

Tell Tom that I love Wal-Mart and Rush Limbaugh

…Then run screaming when he says hateful stuff

… Then tell him I was just kidding

Yell "Es un libro!" At the top of my lungs

Yeah, told ya I wasted your time. Think that's weird? You should read my profile! HAHA!

The coaster stuff is real (doesn't my brother know it!) and the twilight crap was so fake! Not the Buffy thing though (hehe). The Justin Beiber was real, and he does sing like a girl, you know its true. I'm bored so…guess what I'll write next; I need more ideas (more GOOD ideas that is)

Review this! I command you!

half of twin

(You aren't getting my name yet! Not even if you know me!)