You guys may all thank my teachers for giving easy finals this semester because that is why you are getting this new story early.

Oh yes, today I got all A's on my finals. That orchestra final was super hard, though. Who was it that composed music for Star Wars, Indiana Jones, Jurassic Park, and Harry Potter? Luke Skywalker, Darth Vader, Harry Potter, Harrison Ford or John Williams?

Now, I personally thought that it was Darth Vader, but Kate swears that it was John Williams (SARCASM).

Yes, that was actually a question on my orchestra "Final". Last year a question was "Who composed music in the 18th century- Bach or Hannah Montana?"

Well, I'm starting to ramble. I will be posting a new chapter of Attack of the Mary Sues just to let everyone know that the sequel is now up.

WARNING- lots of references to A Very Potter Musical on here. The last scene is from it.

Previously on LOST…

The room was large and familiar looking.

It was King's cross station in London, England, and Harry was preparing to bid Dumbledore farewell for the last time in this lifetime. But, first, there was just one last thing he needed to know. Sure, he knew about how he should face Voldemort and all, but this… This was important.

"Dumbledore, so you can see the past present and future and all now?" asked Harry as he prepared to leave

"Oh, yes, Harry. Yes I can." Said Dumbledore proudly

"Well, um… Can you tell me how Lost ends?" asked Harry

Now, as you can probably guess, this was back before season six aired, so the speculation and suspense surrounding the whole situation was almost enough to start world war three then and there. Dumbledore, though he was wise and brave, had still failed to uncover one of the universes best kept secrets. Though he was ashamed of this, he knew that Harry deserved an answer, even if it wasn't what he wanted to hear.

"Harry, there are some questions that not even I can answer." Said Dumbledore sadly

"Damn, Ron really wanted to know."

Harry woke up in a cold sweat. He had been having these strange dreams for a while now.

He would always see him and Dumbledore back in King's Cross when Voldemort had "killed" him. Sometimes, the dreams would be exactly what had happened back when he had gone there the first time. Dumbledore would tell him how to defeat Voldemort. But now, they were usually Dumbledore trying to tell him how to kill the Mary Sues.

At this point, Harry, Ron, and Draco had been in the fan fiction website for about a week now.

They had seen some pretty bad Potter Sues and trolling (Tara's sister that wrote "Youre life with RON WEASLEY" even wrote some new piece of crap about Luna becoming an emo freak) but now it was time for the real challenge: actually getting rid of them.

It seems that quite a few of the Sues Harry, Ron, Draco, Ginny, Hermione and many other characters had previously gotten rid of were a bit… Well, peeved, would be an appropriate word to use here, that they had been killed by their so called friends just for being perfect. So, now they were back to get revenge on the ones who had turned their backs on them.

That and a bunch of people still didn't know how to take a hint and kept posting crappy stories.

For a few days now, the three boys had been formulating a new plan.

They would travel to new pages of fan fiction in search of characters that possibly had experience dealing with these Mary-Sues, Out Of Character- ness, and terrible plot lines in general. They would also probably look for a dictionary too, while they were at it.

So, now, Harry was preparing to enter the world of South Park. To put it into polite terms, there was a whole lot of shit happening on the South Park story page. And I mean a whole lot of shit. It was an all out Slash vs. OC war.

Harry knew that the South Park characters must have some idea what to do about an OC, Mary Sue, Out Of Character, or grammar problem.

He took a deep breath and stepped out of his world and into the South Park fandom.

Lord have mercy on his soul.

Ron looked up at the Zefron poster.

"I know your desires, Ron.

The girl you love you are only second best to."

How could she prefer you when Harry Potter stood next to you?"

So, kill him. Kill him now!" screamed the poster menacingly

"Um, Ron, please don't kill me." Said Harry

"Arrrgghh!" yelled Ron as he stabbed the Zefron poster that was the last Horcrux

"Arrrgghh!" yelled Ron as he woke up in a cold sweat

Ron was observing and reporting for Harry. Right now, he was searching for some sites with huge Mary Sue problems. The first one he had found was South Park. Most people would not expect it, but their problem might have even been bigger than the problems on the Harry Potter site.

Another problem was (obviously) the Twilight page. That place was beyond hope. Although, Leah had decided to join their cause and work to destroy all of the Mary Sues (including Bella and her stupid kid) that resided on that fan fiction page.

Lord of the Rings had also been quite the Sue breeding ground. Poor, poor Legolas. He has been doomed to forever be trapped in the countless Legomance fan fiction stories that are probably making J.R.R. Tolkien roll around in his grave a lot.

So, Draco was headed over that way. Now, he was looking at the early 1970s in America.

The girl was tallish, but slender and curvy. Apparently, she was also one of coach Yoast's many daughters that he had never known about. His real daughter, Sheryl, had never meet any of them either, it seemed.

It also appeared that Alan did not know who they were or where they came from, but from the looks of things, he was enjoying their presences.

This was going to be a hard one.

Dear Father,

I am writing to inform you of some truly wonderful news.

I have now managed to master the art of using the potty!

Yes, it is true, father! Yesterday, I walked into class late and announced to every one that I had just used the potty!

All of the other boys and girls even laughed with me, isn't that wonderful father?

Well, I'm off to go use the potty again, father.

Your potty trained son,

Draco

Draco's worst nightmare was still this one.

He really did know how to use the potty.

He just hoped that there were still potties in Middle Earth, or wherever it was he was going.

"Ready to go, Dumbledore?"

"Sure am, Rumbleroar!" called Dumbledore

"And you're sure you don't want to let harry, Ron, and Draco know that you're still alive and communicating to them through dreams?" asked the large talking lion

"Eh, no. Pigfarts has been a closely kept and guarded secret for thousands of years, it would be a shame to let the cat out of the bag now. No pun intended, of course, Rumbleroar." Dumbledore explained to his feline companion

"I suppose you're right. Do you have your space suit, Dumbledore?" asked Rumbleroar

"Oh, thank you for reminding me." Said Dumbledore as he grabbed his space suit

You see, one could not just go to Pigfarts Intergalactic School of Magic. It was on Mars.

"Ready to go, Rumby?" said Dumbldore

"I sure am, Dumbledore. To Pigfarts, RUMBLEROAR!"

Ahh, the first chapter of a new story.

Yay!

Sorry so much of that was from AVPM. I was using it as a stress reliever during finals.

Please review! I am still taking chapter requests!