My name is Caboose. I just woke up in this place that looks like a beach but I can't find the water. But the beach just keeps going on and on. It is also very hot out here and there is this wet stuff all over my body, and it is making my armor very itchy. The only weapon I have to defend myself just in case is I ran into danger was a pistol. So I just started walking and walking, but I could never find the water.
After a long walk and lots of breaks I see this thing in the distance. So I start to walk towards it. Finally when I got there I see that is another person I armor like me sleeping. But this person that is sleeping has this red liquid like stuff coming out of them. So I nudged them to wake and the first thing he says with a crackly voice is "run…. run save yourself". Then he went back to sleep and didn't wake up again. So after that I just kept walking once again. Then I see hundreds of other people in suits all sleeping like the other with red liquidly stuff coming out of them. This one guy had this energy like thing with two really pointy tips sticking out of his spine, so I just ripped it out and kept it because I looked shiny. So I went to go test it out on this green and extremely pokey thing, and it chopped it in half without really any effort.
I was walking once again. Then after a while I started to hear this grunting noise. So I started to speed up and head towards the grunting. Which I thought was a good idea. Because walking towards loud and weird noises is always a good idea. So when I got there were these giant apes with armor and these giant hammers while others had these guns with really sharp knife like weapons. I knew they weren't nice because they had my friend church surrounded. So I decided to help him out so I through this spike like thing. Then it stuck to one of the ape like things and they all started running and it exploded. I even got a bit scared I jumped back and screamed. Then I went back and found half the apes sleeping with the red gooey stuff coming out of them. So then I saw church fighting the rest so I decided to help out. So I tried to shoot one of the monsters and I accidently shot church. Then he fell to the ground, so I had to go down there and help him while fighting the monsters. It was pretty hard to fight of the apes while tying a rope to church. He wouldn't wake up so that's why I tied the rope to him. So I think he was pretty tired, so I just tied him to myself. Then I started running and dragging his body along with me.
So while I was running away from the monsters there were more loud bangs I think they were gun shots, the loud bangs sounded like drum beats. Then this really fast thing flew past my ear. I'm pretty sure it was just a fly. Then all I see are these other guys in armor like me attacking the really ugly apes. Then I realized it was the rest of the red and blue team. The ones there were Tucker, Sarge, Grif, and Simmons. So I wanted to say help them out. But I couldn't figure out how to use the pistol, so I just threw it. May I remind you that I don't have good aim; people say that from my past experiences. So when I threw the pistol it hit Grif right in the head. As I was running I yelled to Grif "Sorry". Then he replied you are such an idiot don't try to help, just run to the base. At first I didn't know what he was talking about till I heard more drum beats, so I ran towards them. When I got there I saw some giant things covered in armor in all spots but the back and the neck. They also had these huge monsters with these cannon things, I think they were plasma cannons. The rest of the team was at the base they were fighting off 8 of those monsters. Then I look back and there were more of those ape things. Then I noticed that church was awake and he started to yell at me and said things I don't feel like repeating. Then I saw the place they were talking about it didn't look so much as a base it looked more like a tall building. Then I finally reach the base just barely, because one of those giant things almost stepped on church because I stopped to take a break. He yelled at me of course, but he is still my best friend. Then this giant ship thing dropped more of the aliens and ape like things and also more giants.
We were having a fun time fighting off the aliens; I could tell everyone was screaming whenever they go hit. But they never seemed to stop coming. So I wanted to have some fun so I took out my shiny sharp sword and started to fight them. They fell asleep easily and some were cut in half. We continued to defend the base but everyone was low on ammo. So of course I had to do most of the work. But then this dude in white armor and really cool visor comes out of the trees and bangs this really huge hammer and the aliens start go flying. I thought it was just my imagination but I thought the earth shook. Then he started smacking aliens with his arm and they went flying. I think when he tried to speak I think he was trying to speak, he growled. But he was a major help. But we were still low on ammo and supplies. But even with this guy help we were still having trouble defending the fort.
Characters from rooster teeth and 343 industries