The cast of Weiß Kreuz and Sailormoon present: The Little Mermaid

By Dreama Tsuki

Chapter one: The Last Audition

I don't own Sailormoon, Weiß Kreuz, or the Little Mermaid, plus I don't have that much money either….. Let the show begin!

::The set is very noisy as Minako walks out::

Minako: QUUUIIIIIEEETTTT! ::everyone freezes:: Arigatou. Today we are having the audition for Prince Eric, the most important role! He has to be played by someone very manly and handsome!

Yohji: ::smirks and bows:: Well, everyone but me can go home now.

Minako: Don't interrupt me! Here :::gives him a script:: and read it like you mean it!

Yohji: And why wouldn't I? ::he winked and stood on the bow of the ship:: Ahem! ::grin:: Ready when you are.

Minako: Start.

Yohji: Isn't this great? The salty sea air, the wind blowing in your face. A perfect day

to be at sea.

Aya: :;comes out in a Grimsby costume:: :monotone:: Oh yes… delightful…. Barf.

Yohji: Oh come on Aya, say it like you mean it.

Aya: I refuse.

Minako: You'll get paid big bucks!

Aya: ::suddenly sounds like he is going to be sick:: Oh yes… delightful ::leans over the side of the ship and makes puking noises, unfortunately a majority of the people on the set were so surprised by this that they burst out laughing::

Minako: Okay ::giggle:: Aya gets the part of Grimsy ::giggles more:: Next!

Yohji: Well don't I get the part?

Minako: It wouldn't be fair just to give you the part and not hear the others…

Yohji: But I am most qualified, plus Ariel is being played by a babe. ::he winked over at

Usagi in her mermaid costume:: I have to be the prince.

Ken: ::pushes Yohji out of the way:: Let someone else have a chance!

Minako: ::sighs and rubs her temples:: Start.

Ken: ::clears throat and places one foot on the side of the ship:: Isn't this great? The salty

sea aaaahhhh! ::the plank gave way and Ken fell off the ship, breaking his leg::

Yohji: I guess I should have done a better job making the ship…

Ken: You did that on purpose! ::An ambulance shows up and takes him to the hospital::

Minako: Moh, I guess that boils it down to just Schuldich and Yohji.

Schuldich: You want to give me the part ::he said rubbing Minako's cheek and working his little mind tricks on her::

Minako: Of course… you are the best person for it….

Yohji: Hey! ::punches Schuldich and breaks the trance he had Minako in:: Do it fair and square!

Schuldich: Faire and Square? ::he looked over at Usagi:: Alright.

Minako: Actually I think I am just going to give the part to Yohji since you tricked me!

Schuldich: But that's not fair!

Minako: Who cares? I'm in charge of cast assignments ::she wrote down something on a piece of paper and tacked it up on the wall:: Read it and weep, everyone be here next week!

::Everyone crowds around the paper, it's the cast list::

The Little Mermaid

Director: Brad Crawford

Casting by Minako Aino

Ariel: Usagi Tsukino

Prince Eric: Yohji Kudou

Ariel's Sisters: Played by Various Extras

King Triton: Schuldich

Sebastian: Ken

Flounder: Omi Tsukiyono

Scuttle: Setsuna Meioh

Grimsby: Aya(or Ran) Fujiyama

Ursula: Hotaru Tomoe

Flotsam: Nagi

Jetsam: Haruka Tenoh

Max: Luna

Sea Horse: Michiru Kaioh

Carlotta: Makoto Kino

Louie: Farferello

Extras: Ami Mizuno, Rei Hino, Naru Osaka, Umino Gurio, Kou Seiya, Kou Taiki, Kou Yaten, Kakyuu Princess, Chibiusa, the Taketori family, Ouka, Sakura Tomoe, and the girls of Sheriet.

Yohji: ::putting an arm around Usagi:: Well we better go practice our kissing scene ne?

To be continued!

Written on July 30, 2002