The series I promised o.0 Tada! See sensei! Aqua is a good girl!

Yush! I am redoing them~ And I need to update this parody DX

Disclaimer: This is a parody, blah blah blah, I don't own Naruto.

Warning: This Parody series may contain bashing, so tough love my darlings.

Suigetsu's Fashion Mishap, Sasuke's POV

Poor Suigetsu, he never really did have a wardrobe of his own, seeing as he was always kept in a test tube. What was he an animal? Apparently that's what Orochimaru must have thought. With his lack of owning clothes, every time he was needed to train…he had to barrow someone's.

So that's what brings us today's problem, I couldn't get him to come out for training. I just tapped on the closet door again. "Come on out. It can't be that bad." He's normally not the type to care…so, what did Karin give him to wear?

"I'm not coming out, I'd rather live in the test tube my whole life!" He wined.

"We're just going to spar." I was getting annoyed, and extremely impatient. "Get your ass out here, before I kick it to Konoha." A few seconds later the door creaked open, finally.

~.~

"You late, all of you." Orochimaru scolded. We had finally made it to the training room, having to drag Suigetsu all the way here was no easy task.

We all stood in a line facing Orochimaru. Well Karin and I were in a line. Suigetsu hid behind me. I growled. "Your too close, move." I threatened. He slowly moved to stand next to me.

"Good, so you're all here. For today's training we are going to-"He paused, finally noticing Suigetsu. "Suigetsu! What in the name of god's green earth are you wearing!?" I couldn't tell whether Orochimaru was going to laugh or scream. He decided the former.

"IT'S KARIN'S FAULT!" The blood was rushing to his face. Poor guy.

"Doesn't it look lovely on him Sasuke-kun?" Karin said latching onto my arm.

"…" There were too many things wrong with this picture. I moved my arm out of Karin's grasp. Well that's one less thing…Now the other…was kind of hard to fix.

Suigetsu finally lost it. "A PINK DRESS! WHY ON EARTH WOULD YOU THINK A PINK DRESS WOULD LOOK LOVELY ON A MAN!?!" He growled deeply and stomped off. Orochimaru was still laughing too hard to care.

"I could have let him go nude." Karin added.

"So much for the lesson," Orochimaru found the breath to talk again. "It did look lovely on him though Karin."

They were all insane…and I was stuck with it.