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(When your sister takes the laptop for a week and you can't upload your story but she gets away with it 'cos she's the better child -_-")

HELLO PEOPLES! Welcome back this time to my second story; Wanko's Warehouse. This is another TMM fan fiction that I think you guys will like or maybe you won't but it'll be cool if you gave it a read. Unfortunately (?) this is not another love story like Buried in Strawberries because I'll leave that story to all the romance but this one is more of a comedy and is about the whole gang, not just Zoey and Elliot. It will not be a long story like my other either, it will only be about three chapters long but I just thought we all deserved a distraction/break and a little laugh from BIS... ooo, why didn't I think of that nickname before? I can already tell I'm going to enjoy writing this story too:

IMPORTANT FACT ABOUT THE STORY AND IT'S THEME: This entire story is based on Victorious S4EP01: Wanko's Warehouse. I know it's unoriginal to copy the name but I couldn't think of anything else. Plus I'm lazy. If you've already watched the episode then you will notice I didn't change much as the topic is still the same, I just TMM remixed it lol, but if you haven't then you should start watching the show (even though it's ended) because it's just awesome! Anyways enjoy the story! ;)

It was another busy day at cafe mew mew and the waitresses were running all over the place, well, except for Corina who was slurping her tea and batting her eyelashes.

"Um, would her majesty mind HELPING us out?" Said Zoey managing a tower of dishes.

"But I am helping silly-" She sipped more of her tea and smirked at Zoey. "Someone around here needs to taste test the tea in case it wasn't brewed properly. And I am an expert at these things, you wouldn't understand." She grinned.

"Urgh!" Zoey growled.

"Look, is there something you want?"

"Well I WAS coming over to tell you that Bridget, Kiki and I were going mini-golfing tomorrow after work and we was wondering if you-"

"-No thanks, I have plans." She smirked.

"Seriously? You have ballet rehearsals AGAIN tomorrow?"

"Nope. That's not it..."

"It's not? But you never have plans unless it's ballet rehearsals."

"Hey!"

"Hm... so just what are you doing tomorrow night?"

"Sorry, it's a secret."

"Tell me!"

"No, as if I'd tell you."

"TELL ME."

"No."

"Fine, I was just curious, I don't even wanna know."

"That's good."

There was a silence as Corina sipped her tea and Zoey puffed her cheeks, agitatingly crossing her arms and tapping her foot.

"PUH! Just tell me your stupid plans for tomorrow night!" Corina put down her tea cup and began to giggle.

"Okay okay! The truth is I REALLY wanna tell you, but you have to swear not to say anything to anyone!"

Zoey crossed her finger over her chest and nodded. "Cross my heart!"

"Okay so Wanko's warehouse is having a huge sale tomorrow!"

"Get out of here!"

"80% off everything!"

"EVERYTHING?!"

"Yep!" She said enthusiastically and then she began to tap her fingers. "Clothes, phones, TV'S, games, food, shampoos-"

"Unitards?!"

"YES!"

The two screamed and started jumping around, which made the customers look at them funny for a few seconds and Kiki drop an order. Then Bridget hurried over with a dish held to her chest.

"Is everything alright? I heard screaming." Said Bridget.

Zoey let out a huge smile. "Yep, Corina was just telling me about-"

"SHH!" Corina slapped Zoey's face really hard and all that was heard was THWAK!

"Owwww, your hand is like wood!"

"What's going on?" Asked Bridget.

"N-nothing!" Corina shouted. Then Kiki and Renee came over.

"Hey, does someone mind telling me why Kiki and I are the only ones working?" Asked Renee.

"Yeah!" Kiki agreed.

"Corina has a secret and won't tell us." Bridget replied.

"What kind of secret?" Asked Renee.

"Corina-"

"HUSH!" She hissed covering Zoey's mouth.

"Did you tell Corina about mini-golfing tomorrow?" Asked Bridget.

"Yep." Zoey nodded.

"But I have plans tomorrow night."

"What kind of plans?" Asked Kiki.

"I-It's none of your business!"

"Corina just tell them!" Zoey winged.

"No!"

"I know what's going on here..." Said Renee studying Corina's nervous face and body languege. She folded her arms and said simply:

"She's got a secret boyfriend."

"WHAT?!" Corina screeched.

"No that's not-" Kiki then interrupted Zoey-

"Of course, that MUST be it! Corina's in loooove!"

"Ooo Corina!" Bridget clapped. "We're so happy for you!"

Suddenly the kitchen door swung and out came Wesley and Elliot. Elliot placed his hands on his hips and raised an eyebrow.

"Why have we all stopped working? This is coming out of your pay checks."

"CORINA HAS A SECRET BOYFRIEND!" Kiki blurted out.

"I do not!"

"Wow, a secret boyfriend?" Wesley smiled. "When do we get to meet him?"

"I DON'T HAVE A BOYFRIEND!" She screamed tensely clutching her fists.

"No surprise there, with that attitude PLUS your laziness?" Elliot grunted.

Kiki started tugging her arm and chanted "Tell us, TELL US!"

"NO!"

"Corina they're our friends, surely we can tell THEM." Said Zoey holding out her hand.

"Nooo, the more people that know the more crowded it will be." Corina whispered. "Besides if I tell YOU people then all these other losers are going to hear!" She said pointing to the customers walking by.

"Okay look." Zoey bought out her phone and went onto a private message list, and added each person's name to the broadcast list.

"Here." She said passing the phone to Corina. "You can privately text them the big secret."

"Fine, but you guys better not tell anyone else!" She typed the text and as she did she smiled more and more.

"And... SEND!" Each person from the team's ringtones bleeped and they all read the text.

"Shut up." Renee smiled.

"I can't wait!" Bridget gasped.

"Sound fun!" Wesley smiled.

"I'm in." Elliot nodded.

Then Kiki gasped with her loud mouth- "OOO, A SALE AT-?!"

"SHHH!" Everyone shh'ed at her until their spit got on her face.

"Well I know what I'm getting!" Zoey fan-girlled. "A strawberry backpack, some earrings and OH- a sweater to match my pink sneakers!"

"I'm going to buy all of my favourite romance novels by Dan Dires!" replied Bridget innocently. (By the way I just made that name up.)

"I want to buy a new leotard and shoes for ballet!" Said Corina.

"I guess I could do with some hair products." Replied Renee.

"TOYS TOYS!" Kiki applauded.

"Wow, girls are so tacky." Elliot yawned. "I'm getting the new zombie hunters game."

"Zombies? Blood? Sweat and dead bodies? Gross." Said Corina as Zoey bleh'ed along.

"And I guess we do need some new kitchenware for the kitchen." Wesley smiled. The whole team went quiet and looked at him...

"Okay Wesley you seriously need a girlfriend." Zoey cut.

"Oh, and we need a new microwave." He pointed out to Elliot.

"What's wrong with our one?" He replied but everyone automatically looked at Kiki.

"What? The forks were all cold!" Elliot slapped his head until-

"Um, excuse me but when can I get my order?!" An angry woman yelled.

Next day

The night of the next day Wesley drove Zoey, Bridget, Kiki and Elliot in the boys' car to the famous store and Corina made her own way with Renee in her limo. Elliot sat at the front passenger seat with his head in his hand, Zoey sat behind him, Bridget sat behind Wesley and Kiki sat between them.

Kiki chanted; "Are we there yet? Are we there yet? Are we there yet? Are we there yet? Are we there yet? Are we there yet? Are we th-"

"JUST SHUT UP!" Elliot exploded making Kiki whimper like a scared dog and seat in her seat.

"So..." Wesley awkwardly smiled.

"How many more miles til' we get to the store?" Asked Zoey.

Wesley looked out for the nearest sign. "About... 12 more miles."

"Urgh!" She groaned. "This is totally taking forever!"

"Well nobody asked you to come." Elliot replied.

"SHUT IT YOU DICKHEA-!"

"Zoey!" Wesley gasped.

"M-maybe we should all just calm down." Bridget peaced.

"Elliot must you be so-?" Wesley was about to say "hard on the girls" before Elliot gave him a ticked-off glare. Being trapped in a car full of annoying girls wasn't exactly his perfect plan for a Saturday night. The team then met up outside the store in the parking lot at 6:41pm.

"Looks like we're here." Said Wesley.

"Finally." Elliot said relieving-ly wiping his forehead.

"Hey look!" Zoey pointed. A head of them was a HUGE barriered line that looked about a 2 miles long. "There's already a line for the big sale!"

"What?! There shouldn't be a line, the sale doesn't start 'til seven!" Said Corina.

"Great, so now I'm supposed to wait in this impossible line?" Asked Renee.

"There's no way I'm waiting in this." Elliot replied.

"I love lines! Their like long single filed parties!" Kiki danced.

"Oh I'm sure it won't be that bad." Wesley smiled, while Elliot just gave him a "really?" look and made him shy off. A police officer with a mega phone then walked to the centre of the area and said;

"ATTENTION SHOPPERS: ALL PEOPLE WHO STILL WANT TO PURCHASE THEIR ITEMS FOR REGULAR PRICES PLEASE MAKE YOU WAY TO THE DOOR ON YOUR LEFT."

"Hey look up at the front of the line!" Zoey pointed. Up near the front of the line were Zoey's two best NON MEW friends, Megan and Mimi, drinking hot coco in flip chairs beside a pretty pink tent and a camp fire.

"Isn't that your friends Zoey?" Asked Bridget.

"Yeah, that's Meg and Mimi!

"Wait." Renee interrupted. "Didn't they have a crush on the guys a while back?"

"Yeah, they still do. Not that I understand why." Zoey shrugged. Renee gave Zoey and devious smile, which she gave back and passed on to the boys. They looked at her funny until they figured out why she was looking at them the way she was.

"No." Said Elliot.

"Please!"

"Nu-uh I'm not doing it."

"Doing what?" Bridget asked.

"Duh! We can use the guys to convince them to let us cut in line!"

"But they're so annoying." Elliot said coldly.

"But if you don't then we'll have to wait in this long que for hoouuurs!" Kiki wailed.

"Come on Elliot." Wesley smiled. "Let's just ask them."

"Fine, whatever." Elliot shrugged. The boys walked over to the girls though Wesley did most of the talking:

"Good evening ladies. Looking good." He charmed. The girls looked up and their eyes transformed into thumping anime-styled love hearts.

"H-Hiiiiiiii Wesley." Said Mimi.

"Heyyy Elliot." Megan waved.

Wesley kneeled down like a prince beside Mimi and smiled taking her hand. Then Mimi began to hallucinate Wesley as a prince about to propose.

"Megan, are we dreaming?" Mimi smiled.

"I don't think so!" She said smelling Elliot's hair. She quickly plucked a hair from his head and put it in her pocket.

"Ow." He crabbed.

"So listen." Wesley smiled. "Elliot and I are here with our friends for the big sale but the line seems to be longer than we thought and you seem to be near the front so we assumed you gorgeous and generous ladies-"

"Let us cut in line." Elliot said cutting to the chase.

"Elliot! You don't just say it like that." Wesley loudly whispered while Elliot just shrugged it off.

Megan grabbed her face and laughed. "Ooo your so crabby! That's what I love about you!" Which made Elliot just sigh.

"Well of course you can! Just grab your friends and we'll let you cut in line." Said Mimi.

"Brilliant!" Wesley cheered. Meanwhile the girls were waiting by the car.

"I'm going to see what's taking them so long." Said Zoey walking to them.

"Hey girls!" Zoey waved.

"Oh, hey Zoe!" Megan waved back. "We were just telling the boys that you guys can cut in line if you want."

"That's great news!"

"Yeah it's greaaat." Elliot said sarcastically while Megan stroked his hand. Megan quickly gasped at Elliot happily.

"Ooo, and at 2am we can roast each others marshmallows!" She cheered.

"Awesome! I'll go get-" Zoey smiled and began walking backwards but suddenly paused as the boys raised their eyebrows, realising what Megan had just said.

"Wait, 2am?" Said Zoey. "We're not going to be in this line at 2am."

"Yea-huh!" Mimi nodded. "The sale doesn't start until seven."

"I know and it's-" Zoey flipped open her phone to check the time. "6:45 right now."

"Yeah, 6:45PM." Megan shrugged.

"Huh?" Zoey asked, she was just as confused as the boys right now.

"The sale starts in the morning. 7 AM." Said Mimi. Zoey, Wesley and Elliot all opened their mouths and looked at each other.

"7AM?" Said Zoey putting her phone back in her pocket. "Your telling me that this sale doesn't start for 12 more hours?!"

"That's right." Mimi nodded.

"Looks like we got a looong night of snuggling ahead of us." Megan smiled rubbing her face on Elliot arm before he retreated.

"Would you just, excuse us for a minute?" Zoey faked smiled. She grabbed the boys wrist's and pulled them back to the girls.

"Hey Corina?" Said Zoey placing her hands on her hips (angrily).

"Hey what?"

"The sale doesn't start until 7AM! Tomorrow morning!"

"Are you kidding me?!" Kiki wailed.

"Hmm... Not my fault." Corina shrugged.

Zoey squinting her brows together and looked around, then nodded. "...Yes it is!"

"So?" She shrugged again. The gang all yelled "Corina!" and all argued until actual words couldn't be heard.

"You made us drive 90 miles for nothing!" Zoey cried. Bridget then placed her hand on Zoey's shoulder. "Let's just settle down..."

"No! I was all excited to get 80% of a skater dress!" She teared up.

"Why don't we just come back tomorrow and wait in line?" Bridget asked.

"The line is already long enough, who knows what it will be like by tomorrow morning." Replied Wesley.

"AND THEN they'll be out of all the good stuff by the time we get in the store!" Said Zoey.

"ALRIGHT." Said Renee with her arms crossed, no longer tolerating rhe screaming. "You guys wanna get good stuff from the sale without waiting in line?"

"Uh- yah!" Zoey nodded. Renee began to walk coolly and flicked her hair, then smirked.

"Follow me boys and girls. And Kiki."

"Hey!" Kiki pointed as they all followed her into the store. Renee then led them to a very small square isle full of and stacked with bins and buckets. And the back wall had stocked vacuum cleaners. (If you find it hard to imagine this you can look at it from the actual episode or a picture of it.)

"So what's the plan?" Asked Zoey. Renee quickly shh'ed her and waited for the security guard to walk past.

"Your plan?" Zoey whispered.

"Okay-" She whispered back as everyone listened. "So just before they close the store at nine we hide here, in the store. That way we have the whole place to ourselves. We can walk around, pick out what we wanna buy, have some fun.." She smirked.

"Ohhh, and then were the first ones here tomorrow when the sale starts!" Zoey was catching on.

"Yep." She nodded.

"But isn't that like breaking in?" Said Bridget timidly.

"-We're already in." Elliot shrugged.

"Oh yeah!"

"So you guys all up for a night at Wanko's warehouse?" Renee grinned. They all cheered loudly together and pumped their fists into the air until another security guard passed by, so they pretended they were checking out bins to buy.

At 10 PM a chubby security guard walked into isle 13, the isle with the buckets and bins in it.

"Lock down isle 13." He said through his radio.

"Roger that. Wanna grab some chicken wings from wing-castle?" The other end replied.

"Yeah, I'm up for some wings. Meet you in the parking lot." He jogged out of the store before the lights and everything else in the building shut down. About ten seconds later the bin in the centre of the small isle began to shake until the lid fell off and Zoey's head and legs popped out.

She looked around slowly with a huge smile on her face.

"It worked!" She whispered loudly and joyfully. Then Renee came out of a bin, Corina crawled out of a bucket, Elliot climbed out of his which was beside the bin Wesley came out of and Bridget helped Kiki out of a small bucket.

Once everyone was on their feet Kiki clapped her hands and rubbed them together happily. "We've got the whole store to ourselves!" She cheered.

"Great idea Renee!" Wesley congratulated.

"Hey, you wanna sniff the scented candles with me?" Bridget asked Corina awkwardly.

"...Yeah." She surprisingly nodded back. She would have said no but why not? This was a once in a life-time opportunity, right?!

"This is going to be SO much fun!" Zoey jumped around tugging Renee's arm. "Ooo, first we can play with the-"

"SECURITY SYSTEM: ON"

The robotic speaker announced. Then three bleeps sounded drawing their attentions forward and multiple laser beams blocked the only way out of the small square isle and the team all gaped, nothing was yet said.

They were trapped.

"Preettyyyyyy." Kiki clapped. The others just watched the beams with scared expressions and huddled together...

To be continued...

And there's part one! Ooo they sure are in trouble now! What do you think will happen? How will they cope in there? This should be good...

Now like I said before Buried in strawberries is my main priority and this is just a side story that I thought would be a lot of fun and a bit of a break from my main story. I hope you guys liked it because there will only be about, two more parts? Yeah. Leave a review because it helps a lot and the story has only begun so I wanna hear your opinion! Remember the beginning is the most dragged out since it's explaining everything so please don't be mistaken as this is the worse chapter lol XD. If you didn't think it was TOO suck-ish sure to follow/favourite the story, whichever one work for you, so you can keep up.

Oh- I forgot! I updated CH17 of Buried in Strawberries (mainly the Ferris wheel scene :) to make it more... romantic? I guess you could call it. I don't know but I thought since I had you all waiting so long for something to happen you deserved more than just a kiss so have a look at that! :D

See you in the next part! ;D