Adventures in Random Fun time With Zelda and Pals

by Apalachian

Its my first try at the whole random thing oo And I based it off deadeyedaves, because his rocks :P But I wont be following his storyline though, so this'll be new

1. The Beginning

Disclaimer: You Suck. I suck. We All Suck. I don't own Zelda.

Its time for LETS BE RANDOM AND HAVE FUN TIME WHICH WAS BASED OFF OF DEADEYEDAVES AIRWZAC AND I DIDN'T ASK FOR PERMISSION BUT IT DOESN'T MATTER BECAUSE HE DOESN'T OWN ZELDA EITHER SO I CAN HAVE FUN HAPPY RANDOM TIMES IN WHICH NOBODY WILL FIND FUNNY BECAUSE IM A TERRIBLE WRITER AND DEADEYEDAVE IS AN AWESOME ONE BUT I'LL STILL WRITE THIS ANYWAY BECAUSE I WANT TO WITH ZELDA AND HER PALS

Also known as, LBRAHFTWWBOODAAIDAFPBIDMBHDOZESICHFHRTIWNWFFBIATWADIAAOBISW
TABIWTWZAHP

Chapter 1 of LBRAHFTWWBOODAAIDAFPBIDMBHDOZESICHFHRTIWNWFFBIATWADIAAOBISW
TABIWTWZAHP begins now.

"I'm bored." Says Link.

"Me too." Says Zelda.

"Me also." Says Impa.

"I have to admit, I am also pretty bored." Says Old Dude.

And that goes on for a long time while Zelda, Link, Skull Kid, Mido, Rauru, Ruto, Darunia, Ganondorf, Saria, Impa, The Old Dude who gives you the Wooden Sword in the First Zelda game (will be referred to as Old Dude from now on), Nabooru, Malon, And last but not least…

"Who is it?" says Link.

"WHO COULD IT BE?" says Skull kid.

"You know Skull Kid, your copying deadeyedaves copyrighted cap lock material." Says Impa.

"I DON'T CARE ITS BETTER TO TALK REALLY REALLY LOUD BECAUSE THEN PEOPLE GET ANNOYED BECAUSE THEY'RE LIKE WOAH WHY IS HE TALKING IN CAPITALS ALL THE TIME AND THEY GET REALLY PISSED BECAUSE THE CAN'T FIGURE OUT WHY AND OH MY GOSH WHO IS THAT?" says Skull kid.

"Bwahahahahaha…I am…APPLE." Says the Author.

"A..pple?" Says all the Zelda Characters.

"Yes, I am apple…I AM THE AUTHOR AND I CAN DO WHATEVER I WANT TO YOU JUST LIKE DED AND MD HAHAHAHAHAHAHA."

"NOOOOOOOO!!!!" All the Zelda Characters Scream.

"Yes! MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!" says Apple.

And then the Chapter ended.

Well, how was that for an incredibly short and boring first chapter?

"Review, for our sakes!" Says Impa.

"Yeah, Apple will kill us if you don't review!" Says Old Dude.

"How come I didn't get to talk at all?" Says Malon and lots of other people.

"REVIEW!" Says Apple.

"OR ELSE YOU SHALL WITNESS THE PERISHING OF ALL YOUR FAVORITE ZELDA CHARACTERS, LIKE ME!" Says Skull Kid.

"And Me!" Says the Old Dude.

"AND ME BECAUSE EVERYBODY LOVES ME RIGHT?!?!?! I ONLY TRIED TO TAKE OVER THE WORLD 23 KATRILLION TIMES!" Says Ganon.

"You heard them all, review!" says Apple.

And now this very short and boring chapter is truly over.