A/N Random semi-sequel to Ponies, Rickrolling, and Sparkly Vampires! I just had to bash Twilight some more! Semi-based on Chapter Two of Castle Bleck Chat Room! I still ownz nothing! Credit to The Great Mikey Weston! Try to find the random Doctor Who and Portal references!

Mimi was looking for her Twilight books. She loved them, they were the best books in the world. Laughter from outside made her look out the window. What she saw was Count Bleck and his minions watching Mr. L tying something book-like to what appeared to be miniature rockets.

"Great idea L, using Mimi's Twilight books as fuel for your fireworks."

"Yeah, I know. Best way to get rid of Twilight books EVER!"

"Mr. L, I'm going to kill you!"

The angry Twihard ran downstairs and outside, to where everyone was.

"Hey, if you don't feel like getting blown up, go over there." Mr. L pulled out an odd device and starting playing with it.

"Those are my books!"

"That no one cares about. And I heard a person named The Great Mikey Weston might attack you with a chainsaw if you don't move."

"AHHHHHHHH!"

She ran to where the others were, apparently discussing what sounded like a very important matter.

"Where's the pie, Timipani?"

"It's a lie, Dimentio. Bleck ate it."

"So you're telling me, the pie was a lie?"

"Yup."

"Why did you let him eat it, when it was for our picnic?"

"Because I was watching My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic."

Dimention facepalmed, and Bleck laughed evilly.

"Hey Mimi! If you give me four reasons, one for each book, why Twilight is good, I won't blow them up." Mr. L knew her answers were going to be stupid if she accepted.

"Deal, L. One question though, what's that?"

"Very awesome, fully functional model of a sonic screwdriver."

"Nerd. First reason. Because Edward Cullen is hot."

"No, he's ugly and emotionless." With that, Mr. L pointed the sonic at a firework and it went off, flying up high in the air and exploding into a burst of blue and white.

"I hate you!" Because the story is amazing!"

"Fail. It's stupid and doesn't make sense." He set off the second firework, which exploded into black and green light.

Mimi started to panic. Half of her books were gone! "Um, Jacob Black I'd awesome?"

"Needs to wear a shirt more often." The third firework went off, turning into a burst of purple, white, and yellow.

"IT'S THE BEST LOVE STORY EVER!"

"You already said that. And no, it's the worst." The fourth and last firework became a shower of brown and red.

"NOOOOOOOOOOOO!"

"Cheer up Mimi! You can come and watch Friendship is Magic with us."

"NO! Ponies are stupid!"

That last statement was met with angry stares.

Mr. L chuckled. "I think some bronies have some words for you."

He ran back into the castle as the first attacks of the angry bronies hit her.

Just to let you know, I haz nothing against MLP:FiM! I think I'll bash Justin Bieber tomorrow! Your story about a nonexistent cake is in another castle! Along with a chapter of Goomba of the Thirteenth!