Gallagher & Blackthorne Chat.
Disclaimer: Sadly I don't own the Gallagher Girl series. Ally Carter does .
Cammie – Chameleon { stuck in Nebraska, milking cows :/ }
Bex- BritishBombshell { no internet for a whole month LIFE HATES ME }
Liz- Bookworm { help me not fall asleep in the sun }
Macey- Peacock { good thing about bodyguards, they carry all of your heavy shopping bags }
Zach-ItsallGoode { I am smirking }
Grant- MrHotty { SPACE UNICORN SOARING THROUGH THE SKY DEVLIVERING THE RAINBOWS ALL ACROSS THE WORLD }
Jonas- Hacker { … bfhjgbtj }
Nick- Thatdude. { sup my homie }
Chameleon signed on.
MrHotty signed on.
ItsallGoode signed on.
Thatdude signed on.
Chameleon: you've got to be kidding me? Three annoying Blackthorne boys and one amazing Gallagher Girl?
MrHotty: HEY! I am not annoying!
ItsallGoode: well…. I could argue with that.
MrHotty: another word and you'll be dead.
Thatdude: *awkwardly watching this*
Chameleon: oh hey person.
Thatdude: I'm Nick.
ItsallGoode: and I'm Zach.
Chameleon: … do you feel that? I'm strangling you from afar.
ItsallGoode: no, no I do not.
MrHotty: DUMBLEDORE
Thatdude signed off.
Chameleon: Look you scared him off Grant!
MrHotty: DON'T HURT ME I HAVE BEX FOR THAT!
ItsallGoode: …..
Chameleon: uhm….. that's great?
MrHotty: Bex… Bex…. Bex is like a yummy poptart… that you can only buy in special stores…. Nom nom nom.
Chameleon: You're comparing Bex to a poptart?
MrHotty: why yes! You have a problem with that?
Chameleon: Bex might.
MrHotty: Cammie plus Zach equals ZAMMIE THE BEST COUPLE NAME IN THE WORLD RIGHT NEXT TO BRANT!
ItsallGoode: Zammie? :/
Chameleon: it sounds like a disease: Excuse me m'am but I'm afraid you have a serve case of Zammie.
ItsallGoode: I think it sounds sexy.
MrHotty: ME TOO!
Chameleon: please someone help me.
MrHotty: well Bex is out in the middle of nowhere with her parents, Liz is probably sleeping, Macey is shopping and Jonas is trying to hack into something. Looks like you're stuck with us!(:
Chameleon: oh god.
ItsallGoode: cheer up Gallagher girl. I'm here.
Chameleon: Shut up Zachary.
MrHotty: YEAH ZACHARY
Chameleon: you too Grantary.
MrHotty: … Grantary is sad….. IM GOING TO GO PISS HOPE YOU DIE IN A HOLE WITH ZACH BECAUSE HE IS YOUR BABY'S DADDY CAMMIE!
MrHotty signed off.
Chameleon: Zach's my baby daddy?
ItsallGoode: You know you wanted me to be
Chameleon: Never in a million years.
ItsallGoode: admit it. Cammie loves Zach…. Cammie loves Zach… Cammie loves Zach.
Chameleon: I will admit… that I DON'T LOVE YOU FOR THE UPTEENTH TIME
ItsallGoode: well that's all you had to say. Sorry Cammie, I'm too young to be your baby daddy.
Chameleon: I NEVER ASKED YOU TO BE!
ItsallGoode: your fingers say no but your brain says yes.
Chameleon: In what world does that make any sense?
ItsallGoode: In Zach Goode's amazing world.
Chameleon: go die in a hole.
ItsallGoode: no. I don't think I will.
Chameleon: I wasn't asking you too.
ItsallGoode: are you thinking about me?
Chameleon: yes I'm thinking about that big asshole who won't stop annoying me!
ItsallGoode: so you're thinking about me?
Chameleon: …UGH
ItsallGoode: Is Gallagher Girl having dirty thoughts?
Chameleon: NO NO I AM NOT
ItsallGoode: well then! Be that way
MrHotty signed in
Chameleon: THANK GOODNESS SOMEONE HALF NORMAL!
MrHotty: Half normal?
Chameleon: you know what I mean
ItsallGoode: she just doesn't want to admit that she ahs dirty thoughts about me.
MrHotty: Cammie! I am ashamed. You should not be having any M rated thoughts
Chameleon: I AM NOT HAVING ANY STINKIN THOUGHTS
ItsallGoode: liar liar pants on fire. *insert smirk that annoys Cammie*
MrHotty: AND I WAS LIKE BABY BABY BABY OOOH LIKE BABY BABY BABY OHH
Chameleon: is Grantary singing the Biebz?
ItsallGoode: why I think so.
Chameleon: Grant, you are no longer a male human.
MrHotty: wait what? OH EHM GEE ARE WE IN THE FUTURE LIKE UHM THAT HASTA LA VISTA GUY! NO WAIT LIKE BACK TO THE FUTURE MOVIE!
ItsallGoode; all boys in the year 2045 are now female.
Chameleon: and boys that have the name Grant are forever alone with only a cracker to live on
MrHotty: I CANT LIVE ON A FRICKEN PIECE OF CRACKER I NEED MY FOOD AND MY POPTART BOMBSHELL! WHAT HAS THIS WORLD BECOME TO!
Chameleon: We now live on Mars by the way
ItsallGoode: yes planet Earth was destroyed by alien monkeys.
MrHotty: ALIEN MONKEYS! THAT'S MANKINDS WORST ENEMEY!
Chameleon: p.s Zach is a homeless person who tries to hit on young girls, but instead scares them.
MrHotty: ZACH WHY WHAT HAPPENED TO BEING CAMMIES BABY DADDY!
ItsallGoode: and Cammie is a lonely old woman who has 5 million cats and wishes she never lied to Zach about loving him.
MrHotty: CAMMIE WHY WOULD YOU SUCH A THING.
Chameleon: Zach….
ItsallGoode: Yes dear?
Chameleon: never call me that again.
MrHotty: ONLY I CAN CHANGE THE FUTURE. SO UHM CAMMIE AND ZACH IM LOCKING YOU GUYS IN A MASTER BEDROOM IF YOU CATCH MY DRIFT (;
Chameleon: I THINK I JUST THRE UP IN MY MOUTH!
ItsallGoode; well that's just attractive to hear
MrHotty: AND THEN I'LL MARRY MY BRITTISH POPTART AND WE'LL FLY AWAY TO UNICORN ISLAND WHERE THERE IS ALL CANDY AND SPARKLES AND KESHA
ItsallGoode: damn it Grant! That's my future!
Chameleon: how come I'm friends with you guys?
ItsallGoode: it's cause im hot and smexi
Chameleon: lies lies lies. Stop hurting your self esteem Zach.
ItsallGoode: BUTS IT TRUE
Chameleon: Oh young Zach when will you learn
MrHotty: are back in the present now?
Chameleon: Yes Grant we are. You saved man kind.
MrHotty: I SHOULD HAVE A TV SHOW
ItsallGoode: no one would watch it.
MrHotty: all the magical little elves would.
Chameleon: Grant….
ItsallGoode: don't you dare Gallagher Girl. Cause if you do then he's going to cry and whine.
MrHotty: what were you going to tell me Cam?
Chameleon: That Santa might even watch it.
MrHotty: Don't lie to me Cammie. I know for a fact that Santa does not exist. I went up to the North pole and found nothing but ice and then my mommy bought all the presents I wanted from my letter to Santa.
Chameleon: if you're sure.
ItsallGoode: well I have to go… do something….. have nice naughty dreams about me Gallagher Girl(;
ItsallGoode signed off.
MrHotty: aw…..
Chameleon: Great. I get to go pick up cow poop. Bye Grantary.
Chameleon signed off
MrHotty: Stranger, very strange. Both get off at the same time. Oh they are making out. It's so obvi!
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